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Kindness causes us to learn, and to forget, many things.
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"Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick."
Samuel Beckett. sid375 |
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Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Dan Quayle. sid375 |
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We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves.
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BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.
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"I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless."
Connor Cruise O'Brien. sid375 |
"An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order."
Mike Barfield. sid375 |
In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.
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"What's another word for thesaurus?"
Steven Wright. sid375 |
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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"Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency."
Raymond Chandler. sid375 |
Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
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The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essense of inhumanity.
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips. sid375 |
Doubt is part of all religion. All the religious thinkers were doubters
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"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
Lenny Bruce. sid375 |
Publish and be damned!
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"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed."
Bruce Lee. sid375 |
Literature is news that stays news.
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We do what we must, and call it by the best names
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"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace. sid375 |
I didn't really say everything I said.
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When I am abroad I always make it a rule never to criticise or attack the Government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home.
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Sweet are the slumbers of the virtuous man.
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"A sheep in sheep's clothing"
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Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which mirrors the trees, the sky and the banks. It just does that because it is there and the scenery is there. Talent is a fine mirror with a silver frame, with the name of the owner engraved on the back.
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Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others
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I live for books.
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"I wish Stanley Baldwin no ill, but it would have been much better if he had never lived"
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TRUCE, n. Friendship.
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"He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened" sid375
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A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
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"He looked at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe" sid375
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Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it" sid375 |
POPULIST, n. A fossil patriot of the early agricultural period, found in the old red soapstone underlying Kansas; characterized by an uncommon spread of ear, which some naturalists contend gave him the power of flight, though Professors Morse and Whitney, pursuing independent lines of thought, have ingeniously pointed out that had he possessed it he would have gone elsewhere. In the picturesque speech of his period, some fragments of which have come down to us, he was known as "The Matter with Kansas."
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Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober" sid375 |
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
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"What could you hope to achieve except to be sunk in a bigger and more expensive ship this time" sid375
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Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
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Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself
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"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." sid375
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WORSHIP, n. Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride
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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." sid375
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