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We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse. sid375
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then do freesites,tgps, mpgs
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice? sid375
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How about u?
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ruff ruff
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I mostly run dutch tgps and freesites , and also run hosting company with friend sid375 |
Nice shoes! Wanta fuck?
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What's the speed of dark?
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Pagans do it in circles. :)
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. sid375
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Orienteerers do it in the forest!
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I am getting tired of this bullshit :2 cents: sid375
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Welcoem welcome
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When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly. sid375
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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Cause you've been fuckin' me in my dreams all night."
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Who stopped payment on my reality check? sid375
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Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? sid375
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:warning I am having a break when I reach 400 posts :warning sid375
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I love BBQ sauce
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Why is abbreviation such a long word? sid375
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damn thats like 2 hours away! I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com |
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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We should break at the same time :winkwink:
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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition sid375
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So whatcha thunk?
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Hey, Bi-World has twice as many rides!
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when I reach 400 we both take 15 min break :Graucho sid375
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when shall we stop? I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com |
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. sid375
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so I could be the area under your curves.
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. sid375
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It wasnt my ear you whispered into, but my heart.
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it wasnt my lips you kissed, but my soul.
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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! sid375
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When I just wake up I dont recognise anyone,
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Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. sid375
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and I'm liable to make wierd comments I'll regret later...
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something like "Hey, how'd you get out of the cuffs?"
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