"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963) sid375

"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."
- George Eliot (1819-1880) sid375

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930) sid375

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright sid375

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977) sid375

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
- Walt Disney (1901-1966) sid375

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
- Vince Lombardi sid375

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell sid375

"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."
- John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960) sid375

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) sid375

"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it."
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) sid375

"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered."
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) sid375

"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
- Umberto Eco sid375

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante sid375

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) sid375

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969), Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953 sid375

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) sid375

"Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working."
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) sid375

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street."
- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915) sid375

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
- Frank Zappa sid375

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
- Antoine de Saint Exupery sid375

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
- Isaac Asimov sid375

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
- Carl Sagan sid375

"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts."
- G. B. Burgin sid375

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action."
- Auric Goldfinger, in "Goldfinger" by Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964) sid375

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) sid375

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix sid375

"A clever man commits no minor blunders."
- Goethe (1749-1832) sid375

"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours."
- Richard Bach sid375

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) sid375

"Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera."
- James Stephens (1882-1950) sid375

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."
- Henry Kissinger (1923-) sid375

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."
- Will Durant sid375

"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence."
- Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.) sid375

"It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) sid375

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti sid375

"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means."
- Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925. sid375

Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy.


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"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."
- Henry Ford (1863-1947) sid375

"I'll sleep when I'm dead."
- Warren Zevon (1947-2003) sid375

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced

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Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.


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"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head."
- Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)

You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.


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Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together."
- Georg Lichtenberg (1742-1799) sid375

"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it"
- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862) sid375

The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.


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"While we are postponing, life speeds by."
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) sid375

MACHINATION, n. The method employed by one's opponents in baffling one's open and honorable efforts to do the right thing.


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