My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
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He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. Lao Tsu sid375

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. Billy Rose sid375

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A rich man's joke is always funny. Proverb sid375

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Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. Cordel Hull sid375

When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. Dylan Thomas sid375

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill sid375

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. William Shakespeare sid375

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde sid375

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There are three faithful friends?an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin sid375

I think I am doing pretty good :) sid375

To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times. Mark Twain

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A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. Arthur Block

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its getting close

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Albert Einstein

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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. Franklin P. Jones sid375

yup , it sure is ! only am afraid VITASOY will return :) sid375

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Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. Benito Mussolini sid375

sid375 you best work faster if your going to beat vitasoy

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
it. Franklin P. Jones sid375

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner sid375

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because
I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown sid375

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake
when you make it again. F. P. Jones

"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or
'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates
hemlock is poison.'???????" Socrates right before his death

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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. Erica Jong sid375

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is
generally employed only by small children and large nations. David Friedman sid375

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin sid375

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields sid375

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' Isaac Asimov

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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) sid375

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) sid375

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat sid375

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban (1915-2002) sid375

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945) sid375

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)

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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855) sid375

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
- Saint Augustine (354-430) sid375

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) sid375

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) sid375

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) sid375

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
- Galileo Galilei sid375

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
- Emile Zola (1840-1902) sid375

"This book fills a much-needed gap."
- Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review sid375