The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.

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"I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic."
Peter Ustinov. sid375

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.


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"I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass."
Bob Davies. sid375

For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.


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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
Spike Milligan. sid375

have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.


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"No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off."
Alan Bennett. sid375

Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.


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"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
Joan Rivers. sid375

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.


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"There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable."
Mark Twain. sid375

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.


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"A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
Howard Scott.
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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.


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"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
Douglas Adams. sid375

Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating?
Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.


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"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
Charles Lamb. sid375

A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


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"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
Orson Welles.

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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
Mark Twain sid375

The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good.


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The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege."
letter in the Times newspaper. sid375

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.


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"In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything."
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"The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you."
Charles Dickens. sid375

Omg....you guys still here....Good Morning :glugglug

(Damn...I've got to count all these)lol

I?ll feel that horrible feeling in my stomach you get when you?ve gone over to the Dark Side. But I?ll be fine. That?s the good thing about the Dark Side. Eventually, your eyes adjust.


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"Few great men would have got past personnel."
Paul Goodman sid375

Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.


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"When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'."
Robert Morley. sid375

"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
Will Rogers.
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I got my foot wet, i'm going to have to finish it :)



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I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.


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Btw...good to see ya back sid375:thumbsup

good morning ;) sid375

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.


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"A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists."
CT Jones. sid375

A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise

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erick wont be back in the office till monday , so I wont have my old nick back till then ;) you will have to add sid275 + sid375 post count , I hope that wont be a problem :thumbsup sid375

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
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It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.

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"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure."
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Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy

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"Any organisation is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top."
John Imhoff. sid375

Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.


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"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours."
Arthur Baer. sid375