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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:39 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:39 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:39 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:40 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:40 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:41 AM

"They who drink beer will think beer."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:41 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:42 AM

"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:42 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:42 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:43 AM

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:43 AM

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:43 AM

"I drink therefore I am."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:44 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:44 AM

"An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:44 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:45 AM

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
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If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:45 AM

"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:46 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:46 AM

"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
Henry Youngman.
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:46 AM

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:47 AM

"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:47 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:47 AM

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After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:48 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:48 AM

"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:49 AM

"He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:49 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:49 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:50 AM

"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."
George Burns.

Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:50 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:50 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:51 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:51 AM

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:51 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:51 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:52 AM

"Prohibition is better than no liquor at all."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:53 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:53 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 02:53 AM

"I am a drinker with writing problems."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 02:53 AM

It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong

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07-02-2004, 02:39 AM	#1751
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:39 AM	#1752
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:40 AM	#1754
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:40 AM	#1757
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:41 AM	#1759
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:39 AM	#1753
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot." Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI sid375

07-02-2004, 02:40 AM	#1755
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"I drink to make other people interesting." George Jean Nathan sid375

07-02-2004, 02:40 AM	#1756
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07-02-2004, 02:41 AM	#1758
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"They who drink beer will think beer." Washington Irving. sid375

07-02-2004, 02:41 AM	#1760
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway (For Whom the Bell Tolls). sid375

07-02-2004, 02:42 AM	#1761
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop." Noel Coward. sid375

07-02-2004, 02:42 AM	#1762
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:42 AM	#1763
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." Dave Barry. sid375

07-02-2004, 02:42 AM	#1764
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:43 AM	#1765
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." Mark Twain. sid375

07-02-2004, 02:43 AM	#1766
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:43 AM	#1767
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"I drink therefore I am." WC Fields. sid375

07-02-2004, 02:44 AM	#1768
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:44 AM	#1769
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do." Dylan Thomas. sid375

07-02-2004, 02:44 AM	#1770
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:45 AM	#1771
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S Thompson. sid375

07-02-2004, 02:45 AM	#1772
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:45 AM	#1773
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07-02-2004, 02:46 AM	#1774
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:46 AM	#1775
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07-02-2004, 02:46 AM	#1776
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07-02-2004, 02:46 AM	#1777
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." Robin Williams. sid375

07-02-2004, 02:47 AM	#1778
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy." Fred Allen. sid375

07-02-2004, 02:47 AM	#1779
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 02:47 AM	#1780
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07-02-2004, 02:47 AM	#1781
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07-02-2004, 02:48 AM	#1782
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07-02-2004, 02:48 AM	#1783
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07-02-2004, 02:49 AM	#1784
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07-02-2004, 02:49 AM	#1785
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