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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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The devil casting a seine of lace,
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#2052 |
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
Groucho Marx. sid375 |
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#2053 |
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All souls of women were in that sack --
A draft miraculous, precious! But ere he could throw it across his back They'd all escaped through the meshes. Baruch de Loppis I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com |
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#2054 |
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
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#2055 |
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People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
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#2056 |
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I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."
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#2057 |
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It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of time have necessarily the relation of cause and effect.
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#2058 |
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
Woody Allen. sid375 |
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#2059 |
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To live for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that sustain life, not the top.
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do you feel it in your arms already ? sid375
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#2061 |
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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#2062 |
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10 hours 20 minutes to go sid375
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#2063 |
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BLANK-VERSE, n. Unrhymed iambic pentameters -- the most difficult kind of English verse to write acceptably; a kind, therefore, much affected by those who cannot acceptably write any kind.
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#2064 |
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I am goddamns sick and tired of those one liners!
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post nr 599 ! sid375
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#2067 |
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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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mmm what ? sid375
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I don't know much about history, and I wouldn't give a nickel for all the history in the world. History is more or less bunk. It is tradition. We want to live in the present, and the only history that is worth a tinker's damn is the history we make today.
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#2071 |
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can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
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habba habba sid375
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#2075 |
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Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
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#2076 |
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If you have a vision, do something with it.
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#2077 |
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A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment.
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#2079 |
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GEOLOGY, n. The science of the earth's crust -- to which, doubtless, will be added that of its interior whenever a man shall come up garrulous out of a well. The geological formations of the globe already noted are catalogued thus: The Primary, or lower one, consists of rocks, bones or mired mules, gas-pipes, miners' tools, antique statues minus the nose, Spanish doubloons and ancestors. The Secondary is largely made up of red worms and moles. The Tertiary comprises railway tracks, patent pavements, grass, snakes, mouldy boots, beer bottles, tomato cans, intoxicated citizens, garbage, anarchists, snap-dogs and fools.
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I love madonna sid375
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#2081 |
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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
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#2083 |
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In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.
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#2084 |
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In a mad world only the mad are sane.
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#2086 |
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EDIBLE, adj. Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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#2087 |
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The greater the loyalty of a group toward the group, the greater is the motivation among the members to achieve the goals of the group, and the greater the probability that the group will achieve its goals.
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#2088 |
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Words were never invented to fully explain the peaceful aura that surrounds us when we are in communion with minds of the same thoughts.
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#2089 |
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Ring the bells that still can ring.
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#2091 |
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I don't want to become immortal through my work, I want to become immortal through not dying.
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#2092 |
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#2093 |
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MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine, and now engaged in supplying art with an excellent pigment. He is handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals.
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#2094 |
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By means of the Mummy, mankind, it is said,
Attests to the gods its respect for the dead. We plunder his tomb, be he sinner or saint, Distil him for physic and grind him for paint, Exhibit for money his poor, shrunken frame, And with levity flock to the scene of the shame. O, tell me, ye gods, for the use of my rhyme: For respecting the dead what's the limit of time? Scopas Brune I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com |
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#2096 |
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There are people who make things happen,
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#2098 |
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together
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#2099 |
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
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