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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
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#1402 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
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#1403 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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#1405 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
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#1406 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
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#1407 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin
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#1410 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
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#1411 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"In married life three is company and two none." sid375
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#1412 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
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#1413 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't." sid375
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#1414 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons
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#1415 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." sid375
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#1416 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark
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#1417 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his domestic affairs."
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#1418 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
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#1419 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
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#1420 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
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#1421 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
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#1422 |
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So Fucking Banned
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." sid375
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#1423 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
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#1424 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." sid375
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#1425 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
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#1426 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
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#1427 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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#1428 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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#1429 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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#1430 |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 5,250
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Vitasoy is winning with like 690 replies here. I wonder if he is a bot
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#1431 |
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"If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police." sid375
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#1432 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
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#1433 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
how many do sid275 + sid375 have ? can you count them pls sid375 |
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#1434 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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#1436 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
sid375 |
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#1437 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
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#1439 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men
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#1440 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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tis is no bot ;-)
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#1441 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
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#1442 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
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#1443 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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riosluts: can you hear me now?
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#1444 |
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So Fucking Banned
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going to bathroom + coffee sid375
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Confirmed User
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#1446 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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If you got the stamina you can do it
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#1447 |
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So Fucking Banned
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." back sid375
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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It isn't that hard to find out, look at page one ;-) |
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#1449 |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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"My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three goes."
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Wow that was quick! Did you pee in a cup? I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com |
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