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"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:15 AM

"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."
- George Eliot (1819-1880) sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:15 AM

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:16 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:16 AM

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:17 AM

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:18 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:18 AM

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:19 AM

"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:19 AM

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:20 AM

"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it."
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) sid375

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"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:21 AM

"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
- Umberto Eco sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:22 AM

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:22 AM

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:23 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:23 AM

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:24 AM

"Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:24 AM

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:25 AM

"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street."
- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915) sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:26 AM

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:26 AM

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:27 AM

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:28 AM

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
- Carl Sagan sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:28 AM

"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts."
- G. B. Burgin sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:29 AM

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:29 AM

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:30 AM

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:31 AM

"A clever man commits no minor blunders."
- Goethe (1749-1832) sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:31 AM

"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours."
- Richard Bach sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:32 AM

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:32 AM

"Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:33 AM

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- Henry Kissinger (1923-) sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:33 AM

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."
- Will Durant sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:34 AM

"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence."
- Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.) sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:35 AM

"It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:35 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:36 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:37 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:37 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:37 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:39 AM

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- Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:40 AM

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07-02-2004, 10:39 AM	#2595
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07-02-2004, 10:40 AM	#2598
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07-02-2004, 10:14 AM	#2551
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07-02-2004, 10:15 AM	#2552
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07-02-2004, 10:15 AM	#2553
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07-02-2004, 10:16 AM	#2554
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07-02-2004, 10:16 AM	#2555
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07-02-2004, 10:17 AM	#2556
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07-02-2004, 10:18 AM	#2557
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07-02-2004, 10:18 AM	#2558
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07-02-2004, 10:19 AM	#2559
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07-02-2004, 10:19 AM	#2560
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07-02-2004, 10:20 AM	#2561
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07-02-2004, 10:20 AM	#2562
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07-02-2004, 10:21 AM	#2563
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07-02-2004, 10:22 AM	#2565
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07-02-2004, 10:23 AM	#2567
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07-02-2004, 10:24 AM	#2568
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07-02-2004, 10:24 AM	#2569
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07-02-2004, 10:25 AM	#2570
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07-02-2004, 10:26 AM	#2571
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07-02-2004, 10:27 AM	#2573
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07-02-2004, 10:28 AM	#2575
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07-02-2004, 10:29 AM	#2576
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07-02-2004, 10:31 AM	#2579
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