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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:33 AM

"If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:33 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:34 AM

"I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album."
Rita Rudner.

Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:34 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:34 AM

"Thank God I'm an atheist."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:35 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:35 AM

"The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:35 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:36 AM

"In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:36 AM

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:37 AM

"Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:37 AM

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?"
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:38 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:38 AM

"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:38 AM

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:39 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:39 AM

"When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
Quentin Crisp. sid375

Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:39 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:39 AM

"When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read."
Hillaire Belloc. sid375

Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:40 AM

Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:40 AM

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:41 AM

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:41 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:41 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:42 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:42 AM

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:42 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:43 AM

"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:43 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:44 AM

"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:44 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:44 AM

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Mariah Carey. sid375

Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:45 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:45 AM

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:45 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:45 AM

"I would have made a good Pope."
Richard Nixon. sid375

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:47 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:47 AM

"I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night."
Woody Allen. sid375

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:47 AM

"God is love, but get it in writing."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:48 AM

"I don't pray because I don't want to bore God."
Orson Welles. sid375

sid375 · 07-02-2004, 01:49 AM

"As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
Woody Allen. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:33 AM	#1552
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 01:34 AM	#1554
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 01:35 AM	#1556
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07-02-2004, 01:35 AM	#1558
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 01:36 AM	#1560
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 01:33 AM	#1551
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences." William Sunday. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:34 AM	#1553
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album." Rita Rudner.

07-02-2004, 01:34 AM	#1555
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Thank God I'm an atheist." Luis Bunuel. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:35 AM	#1557
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted." Brendan Behan. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:36 AM	#1559
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it." Dave Thomas. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:37 AM	#1561
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 01:37 AM	#1562
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable." HG Wells. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:37 AM	#1563
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07-02-2004, 01:37 AM	#1564
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?" George Deacon. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:38 AM	#1565
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07-02-2004, 01:38 AM	#1566
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear." Woody Allen. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:38 AM	#1567
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07-02-2004, 01:38 AM	#1568
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." Emo Philips. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:39 AM	#1569
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07-02-2004, 01:39 AM	#1570
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" Quentin Crisp. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:39 AM	#1571
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 01:39 AM	#1572
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read." Hillaire Belloc. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:40 AM	#1573
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 01:40 AM	#1574
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'." Charlie Brown. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:40 AM	#1575
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07-02-2004, 01:41 AM	#1576
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." Jim Carrey. sid375

07-02-2004, 01:41 AM	#1577
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07-02-2004, 01:41 AM	#1578
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07-02-2004, 01:42 AM	#1579
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07-02-2004, 01:42 AM	#1580
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07-02-2004, 01:42 AM	#1581
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07-02-2004, 01:43 AM	#1582
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07-02-2004, 01:43 AM	#1583
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07-02-2004, 01:44 AM	#1584
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07-02-2004, 01:44 AM	#1585
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