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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:41 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:41 AM

So plain the advantages of machination
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And honest wolves who think upon't with loathing
Feel bound to don the sheep's deceptive clothing.
So prospers still the diplomatic art,
And Satan bows, with hand upon his heart.
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:41 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:42 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:42 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:42 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:43 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:43 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:43 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:43 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:44 AM

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:44 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:44 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:44 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:45 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:46 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:46 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:47 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:47 AM

"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:48 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:48 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:48 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:49 AM

He lived in a period prehistoric,
When all was absurd and phantasmagoric.
Born later, when Clio, celestial recorded,
Set down great events in succession and order,
He surely had seen nothing droll or fortuitous
In anything here but the lies that she threw at us.
Orpheus Bowen

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:49 AM

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Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:50 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:50 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:51 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:51 AM

"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:52 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:52 AM

NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:52 AM

"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite."
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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:52 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:53 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:54 AM

He who endeavors to serve, to benefit, and improve the world, is like a swimmer, who struggles against a rapid current, in a river lashed into angry waves by the winds. Often they roar over his head, often they beat him back and baffle him. Most men yield to the stress of the current... Only here and there the stout, strong heart and vigorous arms struggle on toward ultimate success.

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:54 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:55 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:55 AM

"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin."
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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:56 AM

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Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 10:56 AM

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sid375 · 07-02-2004, 10:57 AM

"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims."
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.) sid375

07-02-2004, 10:41 AM	#2602
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	So plain the advantages of machination It constitutes a moral obligation, And honest wolves who think upon't with loathing Feel bound to don the sheep's deceptive clothing. So prospers still the diplomatic art, And Satan bows, with hand upon his heart. R.S.K. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:42 AM	#2604
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:42 AM	#2606
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:43 AM	#2608
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	It is only to the individual that a soul is given. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:43 AM	#2610
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:41 AM	#2601
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?" - Bumper Sticker sid375

07-02-2004, 10:41 AM	#2603
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker sid375

07-02-2004, 10:42 AM	#2605
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life sid375

07-02-2004, 10:43 AM	#2607
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948) sid375

07-02-2004, 10:43 AM	#2609
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Luck is the residue of design." - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team sid375

07-02-2004, 10:44 AM	#2611
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks sid375

07-02-2004, 10:44 AM	#2612
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:44 AM	#2613
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) sid375

07-02-2004, 10:44 AM	#2614
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	The more opinions you have, the less you see. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:45 AM	#2615
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	We don't have an eternity to realize our dreams, only the time we are here. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:45 AM	#2616
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Wit is educated insolence." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.) sid375

07-02-2004, 10:46 AM	#2617
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.) sid375

07-02-2004, 10:46 AM	#2618
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07-02-2004, 10:46 AM	#2619
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) sid375

07-02-2004, 10:46 AM	#2620
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:47 AM	#2621
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are." - Gore Vidal sid375

07-02-2004, 10:47 AM	#2622
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07-02-2004, 10:47 AM	#2623
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them." - Samuel Palmer (1805-80) sid375

07-02-2004, 10:48 AM	#2624
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:48 AM	#2625
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:48 AM	#2626
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07-02-2004, 10:49 AM	#2627
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	He lived in a period prehistoric, When all was absurd and phantasmagoric. Born later, when Clio, celestial recorded, Set down great events in succession and order, He surely had seen nothing droll or fortuitous In anything here but the lies that she threw at us. Orpheus Bowen I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com __________________ [email protected]

07-02-2004, 10:49 AM	#2628
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07-02-2004, 10:49 AM	#2629
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07-02-2004, 10:50 AM	#2630
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07-02-2004, 10:50 AM	#2631
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07-02-2004, 10:51 AM	#2633
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07-02-2004, 10:51 AM	#2635
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