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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. sid375
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#902 |
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So Fucking Banned
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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#903 |
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? sid375
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#904 |
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. sid375
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#905 |
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! sid375
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#906 |
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So Fucking Banned
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If you can't convince them, confuse them. sid375
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#907 |
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So Fucking Banned
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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? sid375
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#908 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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You know what they say. I got the sex id for parkyourporn.com
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#909 |
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So Fucking Banned
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If you get to it and you can't do it, well there you jolly well are, aren't you. sid375
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#910 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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Hop on board
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#911 |
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So Fucking Banned
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If you haven't much education you must use your brain. sid375
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#912 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Whos dman?
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#913 |
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So Fucking Banned
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welcome back vitasoy
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#914 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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Can you dig it?
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#915 |
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So Fucking Banned
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. sid375
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Quote:
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#917 |
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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#918 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Wooopie Coushion!
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#919 |
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IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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#920 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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feeling naughty today?
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#921 |
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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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#922 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
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#923 |
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It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. sid375
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#924 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading
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#925 |
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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#926 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem
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#927 |
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So Fucking Banned
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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's sid375
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#928 |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: TEXAS BAN
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Dang has anybody did a post count yet? If so what page is it on?
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#929 |
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So Fucking Banned
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sid375 It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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#930 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps
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#931 |
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no postcounts yet , but vitasoy is in the lead
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#932 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
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#933 |
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So Fucking Banned
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. sid375
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#934 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is
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#935 |
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Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them. sid375
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#936 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor
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#937 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet
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#938 |
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So Fucking Banned
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Keep honking. I'm reloading.
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#939 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
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#940 |
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Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. sid375
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#941 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place
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#942 |
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Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. sid375
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#943 |
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. sid375
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women
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#945 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful
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#946 |
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. sid375
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#947 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
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#948 |
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. sid375
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#949 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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#950 |
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. sid375
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