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My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
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He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. Lao Tsu sid375
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Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. Billy Rose sid375
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sid you fucking gay
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A rich man's joke is always funny. Proverb sid375
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Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. Cordel Hull sid375
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When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. Dylan Thomas sid375
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill sid375
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Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. William Shakespeare sid375
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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde sid375
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come on you guys you can do better than that
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There are three faithful friends?an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin sid375
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To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times. Mark Twain
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A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. Arthur Block
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its getting close
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Albert Einstein
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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. Franklin P. Jones sid375
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you lot must have better things to do
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Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. Benito Mussolini sid375
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sid375 you best work faster if your going to beat vitasoy
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because
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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake
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"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or
'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" Socrates right before his death sid375 |
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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
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The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is
generally employed only by small children and large nations. David Friedman sid375 |
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin sid375
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields sid375
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' Isaac Asimov sid375 |
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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
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"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) sid375 |
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"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
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"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
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"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
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"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
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"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
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"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
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"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
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"This book fills a much-needed gap."
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