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07-02-2004, 01:49 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.
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07-02-2004, 01:49 AM
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"I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic."
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07-02-2004, 01:50 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
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07-02-2004, 01:50 AM
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"I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass."
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07-02-2004, 01:50 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
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07-02-2004, 01:50 AM
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
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07-02-2004, 01:51 AM
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have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.
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07-02-2004, 01:51 AM
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"No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off."
Alan Bennett. sid375 |
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07-02-2004, 01:51 AM
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Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
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07-02-2004, 01:51 AM
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"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
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07-02-2004, 01:52 AM
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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07-02-2004, 01:52 AM
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"There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable."
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07-02-2004, 01:53 AM
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Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.
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07-02-2004, 01:53 AM
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"A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
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07-02-2004, 01:53 AM
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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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07-02-2004, 01:53 AM
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"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
Douglas Adams. sid375 |
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07-02-2004, 01:54 AM
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Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating?
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07-02-2004, 01:54 AM
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"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
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07-02-2004, 01:54 AM
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A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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07-02-2004, 01:55 AM
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"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
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07-02-2004, 01:55 AM
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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07-02-2004, 01:55 AM
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"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
Mark Twain sid375 |
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07-02-2004, 01:55 AM
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The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good.
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07-02-2004, 01:56 AM
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The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege."
letter in the Times newspaper. sid375 |
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07-02-2004, 01:56 AM
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Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
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07-02-2004, 01:56 AM
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"In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything."
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07-02-2004, 01:57 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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07-02-2004, 01:57 AM
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"The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you."
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07-02-2004, 01:57 AM
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Confirmed User
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Omg....you guys still here....Good Morning
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07-02-2004, 01:57 AM
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I?ll feel that horrible feeling in my stomach you get when you?ve gone over to the Dark Side. But I?ll be fine. That?s the good thing about the Dark Side. Eventually, your eyes adjust.
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07-02-2004, 01:57 AM
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"Few great men would have got past personnel."
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07-02-2004, 01:58 AM
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Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
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07-02-2004, 01:58 AM
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"When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'."
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07-02-2004, 01:59 AM
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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07-02-2004, 01:59 AM
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07-02-2004, 01:59 AM
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I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
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07-02-2004, 01:59 AM
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Btw...good to see ya back sid375
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07-02-2004, 02:00 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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07-02-2004, 02:00 AM
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"A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists."
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07-02-2004, 02:01 AM
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A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise
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07-02-2004, 02:01 AM
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erick wont be back in the office till monday , so I wont have my old nick back till then ;) you will have to add sid275 + sid375 post count , I hope that wont be a problem sid375 |
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07-02-2004, 02:01 AM
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Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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07-02-2004, 02:02 AM
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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
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07-02-2004, 02:02 AM
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It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.
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07-02-2004, 02:02 AM
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"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure."
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07-02-2004, 02:02 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy
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07-02-2004, 02:03 AM
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"Any organisation is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top."
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07-02-2004, 02:03 AM
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Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
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07-02-2004, 02:03 AM
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"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours."
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