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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,
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#952 |
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So Fucking Banned
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Montana: At least our cows are sane! sid375
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#953 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I know what I'm doing.
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#954 |
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So Fucking Banned
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More hay, Trigger? No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed! sid375
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#955 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Just show me somebody naked.
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#956 |
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So Fucking Banned
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Multitasking means screwing up several things at once sid375
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#957 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Instead of getting married again
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#958 |
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So Fucking Banned
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My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom. sid375
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#959 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
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#960 |
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So Fucking Banned
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My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states. sid375
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#961 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Woot, you know it.
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#962 |
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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut sid375
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#963 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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#964 |
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So Fucking Banned
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Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. sid375
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#965 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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What's your sex fantasy?
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#966 |
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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#967 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Who ya calling?
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#968 |
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Never miss a good chance to shut up. sid375
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#969 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Power trouble.
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#970 |
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet. sid375
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#971 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?
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#972 |
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. sid375
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#973 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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don't think I like feet as much as you do.
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#974 |
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No one is listening until you make a mistake. sid375
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#975 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Oh, Peter, that tickles me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, Oh yea ... that's nice ... that's the spot.
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#976 |
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Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! sid375
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#977 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Lois, our relationship can not be measured in nipples and dimes ... nickels and boobs ... money.
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#978 |
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Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check? sid375
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#979 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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$49.95? Are you sure we can afford this?
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#980 |
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On the other hand, you have different fingers. sid375
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#981 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Alright that's it!
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#982 |
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Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector. sid375
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#983 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Your wife's hot.
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#984 |
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. sid375
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#985 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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No problem .
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#986 |
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand
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#987 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Oh, sorry.
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#988 |
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Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
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#989 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I'm holding hooters!
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#990 |
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Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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#991 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Now hold on a second.
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#992 |
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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. sid375
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#993 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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And her hooters aint bad either.
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#994 |
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Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. sid375
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#995 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I'm holding mellons
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#996 |
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Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.
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#997 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Now listen pal!
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#998 |
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. sid375
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#999 |
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Hey, I love your act! Nice mellons.
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#1000 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Son, I am going to stand up, walk out of this room, and we are never to speak of this again.
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