LADIES, HOW TO PLEASE YOUR MAN - by dave chappelle

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  • Micah - Drizunk
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 759
    #1

    LADIES, HOW TO PLEASE YOUR MAN - by dave chappelle

    "suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and dont talk so much."

    isnt that sooo much simpler than the multiple paragraph speech by firefelina?
    Sig was always too big...
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    • smack
      Push Porn Like Weight.
      • Mar 2002
      • 10652
      #2
      that about sums it up!
      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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        • Brad-Wishing
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 2415
          #3
          Thank you Micah. That was a lot easier to read and a lot more realistic.

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            • TDF
              Triple OG nigga on GFY
              • Mar 2002
              • 27296
              #4
              Sig heil

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                • Pornwolf
                  Drunk and Unruly
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 22712
                  #5
                  I don't know why women think it takes much more than that.
                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                  Webair, bitches.

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                    • quiet
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 25115
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Pornwolf
                      I don't know why women think it takes much more than that.
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                        • Cash
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                          • Feb 2002
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                            • VirtuMike
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                              • May 2002
                              • 2483
                              #8
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                                • silent moan
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                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 1908
                                  #9
                                  men are pigs indeed!!!! ....but we're crazier than you are for we can't live without you guys!

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                                    • katsuki
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 134
                                      #10
                                      oooh is that all it takes!? thank god someone let that mystery outta the bag!

                                      Dave chappelle is a fuckin funny! ^__^

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                                        • Gemini
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                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 7183
                                          #11
                                          He forgot that men like to suck on something... like a bottle of beer, or... wonder what that realllllly mean? Hmmmm...
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                                            • Paul Markham
                                              Too old to care
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 52942
                                              #12
                                              How does she talk while she's sucking your dick?


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                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 32189
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by silent moan
                                                  men are pigs indeed!!!! ....but we're crazier than you are for we can't live without you guys!
                                                  Tama yung sinabi mo!

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                                                    • Gemini
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 7183
                                                      #14
                                                      Methinks Charly will be an intimate couch huddler if this gets read by the SO. ;-)P
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                                                        • irishfury
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                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 2611
                                                          #15
                                                          LOL Dave is too funny and yes alot easier on my mind then fire's essay on women....To tell you the truth I was waiting for sex ed to come in there and go....

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                                                            • evie
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 301
                                                              #16
                                                              You missed about giving him a beer afterwards.

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                                                                • Paul Markham
                                                                  Too old to care
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 52942
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by evie
                                                                  You missed about giving him a beer afterwards.
                                                                  now you guys know why I love this woman.



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                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 51460
                                                                      #18
                                                                      This looks like a good thread for another look at...

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                                                                        • wtfent
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                                                                          • Nov 2003
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Micah, you the man. I dont think anyone could have made it simpler. We should add one more thing though, girls dont get so damm emotional all the time, it drives me and every other man in this world fuckin crazy.
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                                                                            • Micah - Drizunk
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                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 759
                                                                              #20
                                                                              dont you love it when the girlfriend / wife / ho that your pimpin out says; "(insert your name here) we need to talk."
                                                                              Immediate reaction: "FUCK!" - you dont say it, but youre thinkin it. cause you know thats its always shit you did wrong and never something she needs to do.
                                                                              Sig was always too big...

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