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losing 15 pounds in 60 days
I'm gonna try it. None of that Atkins crap. 15 pounds in 60 days through a little daily workout and 1600 calories a day. I weigh 213 today and I am 6'2. I am built pretty big so 198 would be a decent weight. Anyway, how many of you think I am going to fail miserably? I'm gonna post a weekly update or something here. Maybe I can post before and after pictures once its over
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6' 270 lbs.
Doc said lose weight or die! I lost 25 lbs in 30 days from not eating takeout and not drinking pop. Still dropping. ![]() |
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I gotta lose about 15 pounds
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stop eating take-out stop putting buffet's out of business stop stealing children's ice cream cones in front of dairy queen stop poaching cows on farms at night and eating them raw (better than fried i guess) stop poaching whales for their blubber cuz he says it tastes good stop eating the hair from his big toe when he gets the munchies stop eating the worms from the toilet bowls of public restrooms the list goes on... in the odd case that you have the same disorder, then i'd stop doing all of the above as well.... good luck ma man!
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Fuck the diet, (well diet a bit at least).
WORK OUT A LOT. Do it bout 6 times a week and do a lot of cardio and results will be good. |
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Atkins ROCKS! What's wrong with it? You a sissy vegan or something?
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No, not fuck the diet. I'm doing a mathematical formula that makes it impossible for me to not lose 15 pounds within 60 days.
Metabolism + workout calories - food = calories burned per day That number should be 52500 combined after 60 days for me |
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I lost 16 pounds in 30 days.
Drink water instead of Coca Cola and get your ass on a spinbike ½ an hour twice a day. You'll see the result in no time ![]() |
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It's been done before http://www.twowiresthin.com
This is pretty impressive http://www.twowiresthin.com/wl2003/a...nt/weekly.html |
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I'm not trying to start an innovative new site. I am trying to make webmasters look better and not look like a bunch of lazy fattasses. haha.
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Can be done. Exersize helps too. But I am too lazy to do that.
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![]() I think you got the right mental attitude and approach to it, so you will achieve what you want if you stick to your plan. Your formula looks good to me, just watching what you eat, and more exercise should give results - jogging is my fav exercise, just got back from a 15k jog ![]()
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I lose 15 pounds everytime I take a dump.
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Only advice I can give you is:
It takes a lot of fucking hard work to lose weight. If a diet seems to good to be true, take it with a grain of salt. Water diets and what not get results quick, but they aren't long term results. Cut down your calorie intake while eating healthier; exercise between commericals, dont give yourself a break where you're just doing nothing. 20 pushups might not seem like alot, but it adds up. Dont forget cardio, too, jogging is a great way to lose some lbs ![]() just my ![]() |
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I lost 7kg (just over 15 pounds) in about 10 days last year...
...but the catch is that it was after very painful throat surgery, so I couldn't consume much more than water for about a week. ![]() |
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put down the doritos stoner.
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how do you know how much muscle you are losing in relation to fat? how do you know how much muscle you are gaining by exercising and lifting weights. there is no formula. just patience and consistency. its not about "losing fat" .... its about a change in lifestyle. good luck! ![]() |
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That's very doable.
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Just going for long walks works great, but it'll probably take longer than 60 days. Make it a daily routine (or twice daily) to do 3-10 miles or so. It only hurts the first couple times. I lost 8-9 pounds or something the last month dragging my ass around the lake, without having to change what I eat much at all. I'm still kinda miserable and need to lose probably 40 pounds more, but I feel great.
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take Zenedrine, the weight will melt off.
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6' 170lbs
I just need some toning... Good luck on the diet! No McDonalds!
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BTW, I'm gonna update this thread with info.. heres so far, I'm not gonna spell out the abbreviations.
Day 1 (16th) 3 laps, abs Day 2 4 laps, abs wt. 213 Day 3 (18th) 3.7 laps, wt 211.5 after walking Day 4 4.6 laps, abs, wt 210.5 after walking 1 lap = 10 minutes walking at 3.5 mph approx .6 miles per lap eventually im gonna run half and walk half 6 laps a day. |
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Well, to each his own, I suppose. Atkins is definately the diet for me. Of course, I'd rather have a nice, juicy ribeye cooked to a pink medium over a high flame to crisp up the fat than a stale old pieve of bread or a potato anyday, so maybe that's why I love Atkins so much. There is a product out now (pills) called Phase2 that block the absorption of carbohydrates and allow you to OCCASIONALLY indulge in pasta or bread or something (starch but NOT sugar) while on the Atkins diet. It only blocks 80-90% of the starch in one meal, though. But for some people it's the one thing that helps them stay on Atkins... a one or twice a week indulgence. |
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Heh yeah but with Atkins you cant give up french fries and bread, etc for just 30 days. A chicken tender meal with french fries has more allowed carbs that Atkins allows. Not gonna happen. |
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Know how many calories there is in just one slice of regular wheat bread? Yeah, it's got carbs too..but I'm not even talking about the carbs..just the calories. |
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I'm going to eat a fixed amount of calories per day.. has nothing to do with volume or amount of food. I'll eat what I want to get those calories. I plan to keep it off by running on a regular basis and by trying to show off when I get in better shape.
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the start of a diet it always the best bit. Being a big gal I will drop around five pounds in the first week which is motly water. Then when it slows down to one, two points a week is when it becomes difficult.
*sigh, getting there* Drink your water! |
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15 lb in 60 days??? 1600 calories a day???
that aint shit get some fuckin thermbuteral, quit eatin 1600 cals a day of carbs that 20 your lookin to lose will be gone in 2 weeks. |
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Hey...I really hope you do it man. I'm pulling for you to succeed.
Here's just a typical example of a 1500 calorie a day diet for example: http://www.healthsquare.com/mc/fgmc2021.htm |
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Try to lift weights and make sure you keep getting stronger. You'll lose muscle mass too if you're not careful. [ Some of this advice by "Pleasure Pays" ]. It worked for me.
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hey I got told a good way to lose weight. Go to the toilet and jerk off whenever you feel "fat" cos you'll lose about 15g of unneeded goodness.
Good luck with the weight loss though mate! btw.. i lost about 19 pounds after I changed jobs.. used to eat maccas as my take-away.. now subway's it ![]() |
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Diet today Die tommorrow
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I'm 105 lbs and found out I have dangerously high ldl cholesterol so I started eating a low fat diet and the lbs are melting off (which I do NOT want to happen so I'm trying to gain it back, but with the low fat... you (or atleast I) started seeing weight coming off right away. I overload on carbs though... not sure that is such a good thing. Hit me up on ICQ if you want a list of foods to eat that are very easy to make or pre-packed foods that are just as tasty as fattening food, but good for you.
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Use more calories than you take in and you will lose weight. The percentage of fat to muscle mass lost is something you'll have to take into account, as well as the initial water weight and so on that comes off.
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When I use to play hockey at a pretty high level, my weight would fluctuate 15 pounds or so easy within a few days, just do high cardio stuff, jog at a nice slow pace for an hour or more and you will sweat your ass off, better then 15-20 minutes of running at a high pace and thinking you will have a heart attack.
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Definitely a doable plan you've got.
I've pretty much always been able to lose excess weight using a reasonable nonfad plan.. Essentially, the easier you make things on your body, the easier it will be for you.. Meaning, chew you food really well, drink PLENTY of water, don't eat too close to bed time, more frequent smaller meals instead of fewer larger ones and of course regular exercise including weight training with lower weight and higher reps. Best of luck to you ![]()
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Just eat a tapeworm
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Kinda like the weight watchers "points plan" my sister and mother are on it - and have lost a lot of weight.
Subway is bullshit. You can eat 2 Wendy's JB Cheeseburgers for the same calorie value as a footlong Tuna with cheese. You have to pick the 7 under 7 subs or all is lost. |
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