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DTK · 05-21-2002, 07:42 PM

Take the test

Funbrunette · 05-21-2002, 07:46 PM

Woah! Freaky results....

DTK · 05-21-2002, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Woah! Freaky results....

Post them....along with that mythical boobie shot

My results

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

ztik · 05-21-2002, 07:54 PM

lol
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two
Next, you must poison the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

jimmyf · 05-21-2002, 07:57 PM

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your corporate takeover, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

DTK · 05-21-2002, 08:02 PM

Notice how we're all operating from 'a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory'??? How can we all be in a place of UnRivaled dark glory? There's nothing more dark and glorious than the secret underground lair of doom! Just ask Dr Evil

lawpal · 05-21-2002, 09:06 PM

I did not take the test, but my secretary calls me evil and heartless every day. As a lawyer I take it as a compliment.

Amputate Your Head · 05-21-2002, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lawpal
my secretary calls me evil and heatless

dress in layers and try jumping jacks...

Brad Mitchell · 05-21-2002, 09:26 PM

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

madthumbs · 05-21-2002, 09:50 PM

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to leave, confused by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

bhutocracy · 05-21-2002, 10:40 PM

pfft.. wusses..

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

LoveAsianChicks · 05-22-2002, 01:16 AM

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

TDF · 05-22-2002, 01:22 AM

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?

Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must release your arcane ritual, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

Penrod · 05-22-2002, 08:02 AM

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to leave, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must release your unholy weapon, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

Jakke PNG · 05-22-2002, 08:14 AM

I think this'll happen really soon:

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

BabeHunter · 05-22-2002, 08:16 AM

HEHEHE! this is a great thing

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a superman. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

Brian911 · 05-22-2002, 08:24 AM

great!
I'll try it tomorrow.

---

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, frightened by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two
Next, you must steal Fort Knox. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

MikeyBoy · 05-22-2002, 08:46 AM

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

hahmike · 05-22-2002, 08:48 AM

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize New York. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your unholy weapon, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

Fletch XXX · 05-22-2002, 09:05 AM

I got a brand new god.

Platinum Cherry · 05-22-2002, 09:53 AM

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

LOOK OUT CAUSE HERE I CUM!!! LMAO

Cher~

Platinum Cherry · 05-22-2002, 09:55 AM

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope.

Hmmm, that doesn't seem so hard these days....LMAO!!

Cher~

DTK · 05-22-2002, 10:03 AM

Anyone else notice how all the ladies evil plans stem from not wanting their sentences interrupted?

They're the Diet Coke of evil

ADIDAS · 05-22-2002, 10:47 PM

I am so EVIL I tattooed it on my arm!

Pics to be posted soon!

05-21-2002, 07:42 PM	#1
DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	How evil are you? Take the test __________________ Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

05-21-2002, 07:46 PM	#2
Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	Woah! Freaky results.... __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

05-21-2002, 07:54 PM	#4
ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	lol Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must poison the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money. __________________ .

05-21-2002, 07:57 PM	#5
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must let loose your corporate takeover, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money. __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

05-21-2002, 08:02 PM	#6
DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	Notice how we're all operating from 'a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory'??? How can we all be in a place of UnRivaled dark glory? There's nothing more dark and glorious than the secret underground lair of doom! Just ask Dr Evil __________________ Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

05-21-2002, 09:06 PM	#7
lawpal Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Miami Posts: 824	I did not take the test, but my secretary calls me evil and heartless every day. As a lawyer I take it as a compliment.

05-21-2002, 09:26 PM	#9
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money. __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

05-21-2002, 09:50 PM	#10
madthumbs Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 339	Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to leave, confused by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

05-21-2002, 10:40 PM	#11
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	pfft.. wusses.. Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all Stage One To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human? Stage Two Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

05-22-2002, 01:16 AM	#12
LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness Stage One To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

05-22-2002, 01:22 AM	#13
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer? Stage Two Next, you must contaminate/poison the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must release your arcane ritual, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true. __________________ Sig heil

05-22-2002, 08:02 AM	#14
Penrod Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,578	Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to leave, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor? Stage Two Next, you must desecrate the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must release your unholy weapon, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

05-22-2002, 08:14 AM	#15
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I think this'll happen really soon: Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money Stage One To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human? Stage Two Next, you must contaminate/poison the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god. __________________ ..and I'm off.

05-22-2002, 08:16 AM	#16
BabeHunter Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: 2nd door on the left Posts: 4,063	HEHEHE! this is a great thing Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a superman. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

05-22-2002, 08:24 AM	#17
Brian911 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 654	great! I'll try it tomorrow. --- Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, frightened by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor? Stage Two Next, you must steal Fort Knox. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating. __________________ - Brian [ a directive occured while processing this error ]

05-22-2002, 08:46 AM	#18
MikeyBoy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 537	Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power Stage One To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

05-22-2002, 08:48 AM	#19
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must vaporize New York. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must activate your unholy weapon, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

05-22-2002, 09:05 AM	#20
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	I got a brand new god. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

05-22-2002, 09:53 AM	#21
Platinum Cherry Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 177	Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power Stage One To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. LOOK OUT CAUSE HERE I CUM!!! LMAO Cher~ __________________ Platinum Bucks Platinum Dialers $40.00 a signup, Earn Platinum Rewards points with each signup GO BIG GO PLATINUM OR GO HOME!!

05-22-2002, 09:55 AM	#22
Platinum Cherry Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 177	To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. Hmmm, that doesn't seem so hard these days....LMAO!! Cher~ __________________ Platinum Bucks Platinum Dialers $40.00 a signup, Earn Platinum Rewards points with each signup GO BIG GO PLATINUM OR GO HOME!!

05-22-2002, 10:03 AM	#23
DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	Anyone else notice how all the ladies evil plans stem from not wanting their sentences interrupted? They're the Diet Coke of evil __________________ Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

05-22-2002, 10:47 PM	#24
ADIDAS Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego CA USA Posts: 638	I am so EVIL I tattooed it on my arm! Pics to be posted soon! __________________ <img src="http://www.sunlightcontent.com/images/sl_but.gif" border=0> Professional Video Encoding As Low As $2.00 Per Minute ICQ # 125084296