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pfft.. wusses..
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.
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