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Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
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