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great!
I'll try it tomorrow.
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, frightened by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal Fort Knox. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
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- Brian
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