How evil are you?
 

Woah! Freaky results.... http://216.40.201.38/contrib/blackeye/deal.gif

Post them....along with that mythical boobie shot:Graucho

My results

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

lol
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must poison the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your corporate takeover, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Notice how we're all operating from 'a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory'??? How can we all be in a place of UnRivaled dark glory? There's nothing more dark and glorious than the secret underground lair of doom! Just ask Dr Evil

I did not take the test, but my secretary calls me evil and heartless every day. As a lawyer I take it as a compliment.

:Graucho

dress in layers and try jumping jacks... :)

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to leave, confused by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

pfft.. wusses..


Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must release your arcane ritual, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to leave, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must release your unholy weapon, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

I think this'll happen really soon:

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

HEHEHE! this is a great thing


Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a superman. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

great!
I'll try it tomorrow.

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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, frightened by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?


Stage Two
Next, you must steal Fort Knox. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize New York. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your unholy weapon, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

I got a brand new god.

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

LOOK OUT CAUSE HERE I CUM!!! LMAO

:feels-hot :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Cher~

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope.

Hmmm, that doesn't seem so hard these days....LMAO!!

Cher~

Anyone else notice how all the ladies evil plans stem from not wanting their sentences interrupted?

They're the Diet Coke of evil

I am so EVIL I tattooed it on my arm!

Pics to be posted soon!