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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to leave, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must release your unholy weapon, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.
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