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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to leave, confused by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
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