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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must release your arcane ritual, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
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Sig heil
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