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Old 05-19-2005, 12:40 PM   #1
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Ode to Masturbation Month...(pic)

May is National Masturbation Month in the US.

So here are three great ways to celebrate:

* Start every day in May by masturbating in a public bus or subway. Make sure you are standing in the front and facing the other passengers. Remember, the point of Masturbation Month is to reduce cultural shame and show you are proud of your pud pulling!

* Change your GFY sig to a picture of you masturbating. (Animated gif if possible.) What better way to end every correspondence during May!

* Offer kick-ass Porn to all the horny surfers of the world with new FHG's from FLASHCA$H sites! (Making galleries out of your own ?spanking sig? is optional.)

So make sure you get in the spirit this month and enjoy a month of one-handed typing, red hot FLASHCA$H sites, and Lubriderm!!!



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Old 05-19-2005, 12:59 PM   #2
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oooh, right... NONE of you masturbate. ;)
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Old 05-19-2005, 01:05 PM   #4
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oooh, right... NONE of you masturbate. ;)
i don't, why would i, i have you!



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i don't, why would i, i have you!



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i looooove masturbation month
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heh...I wonder how many youngins don't even know what movie that scene is form.
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May is National Masturbation Month in the US.

So here are three great ways to celebrate:

* Start every day in May by masturbating in a public bus or subway. Make sure you are standing in the front and facing the other passengers. Remember, the point of Masturbation Month is to reduce cultural shame and show you are proud of your pud pulling!

* Change your GFY sig to a picture of you masturbating. (Animated gif if possible.) What better way to end every correspondence during May!

* Offer kick-ass Porn to all the horny surfers of the world with new FHG's from FLASHCA$H sites! (Making galleries out of your own ?spanking sig? is optional.)

So make sure you get in the spirit this month and enjoy a month of one-handed typing, red hot FLASHCA$H sites, and Lubriderm!!!



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is this masturbation month approved by the bush administration

i only masturbate 9 times a day now, might have to bump it up a little.

lol.

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Touch off a batch of orphans
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Tug of war with cyclops
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You mean there's a month for this? Guess I'd better get started.
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You mean there's a month for this? Guess I'd better get started.

lol! Get to work!
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lol! Get to work!
Problem is, right now I have the sex drive of a rock.
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very nice halcyon good newsletter by the way
Thanks, Pete!!!
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So where's the ode? Thread title says there's an ode in here, and I want it. NOW.

Start spouting poetry, Halcyon. :D
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Old 05-20-2005, 09:10 AM   #28
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Before rising and shining
Before brushing my teeth
Before I feed my pet
Before a lit cigarette

I need to jack off

Before taking a shower
Before gargling mouthwash
Before lifting the toilet seat
To take a leak

I have to beat my meat

Before the eggs get scrambled
Before the toast is toasted
Before the coffee beans are roasted

I gotta choke my chicken

Before the tie is tied
Before my shoes are tied
Before the bacon is fried

I must spank my monkey

Before the paper is read
Before I get outta bed
Before good morning is said

I?m going to drain my balls
While thinking of a hot gal thru it all
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Old 05-20-2005, 09:12 AM   #29
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The thought makes my heart rate get higher and higher.
I would never put my hand there... you liar, you liar.

With all of the tension and fluids deep down within,
Rock hard, up, and bored, once again I begin.

Imagine all the sweet girls I wish I could bring home.
Imagine my friend on himself, alone on his own.

Fast cars, lots of money, and a long passionate kiss,
Skydiving, mountain climbing, and all the cool tricks.

What do I care if I should go blind?
I have to let out what's in my mind.

From my personal rhythm, the eruption I seek.
I feel like I'm laying in between satin sheets.

All over my body everything's getting tight.
The beat's getting violent like some kind of fight.

Spasmodic, erotic,
Coming to the crest of the hill.
I just cant quit, I don't have the will.

Approaching, Approaching,
The top! The Peak! There's no turning back!
The intense, the ultimate, the maximum climax!

Me on me and me on myself

Implosion !
E x p l o s i o n !!
....
Utopia
E u p h o r i a
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Old 05-20-2005, 09:13 AM   #30
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Before rising and shining
Before brushing my teeth
Before I feed my pet
Before a lit cigarette

I need to jack off

Before taking a shower
Before gargling mouthwash
Before lifting the toilet seat
To take a leak

I have to beat my meat

Before the eggs get scrambled
Before the toast is toasted
Before the coffee beans are roasted

I gotta choke my chicken

Before the tie is tied
Before my shoes are tied
Before the bacon is fried

I must spank my monkey

Before the paper is read
Before I get outta bed
Before good morning is said

I?m going to drain my balls
While thinking of a hot gal thru it all
I find this acceptable.

Carry on...
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Old 05-20-2005, 09:15 AM   #31
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i don't, why would i, i have you!



oh wait, what's that?
Woohoo! That just made my weekend
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Old 05-20-2005, 09:32 AM   #32
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I find this acceptable.

Carry on...

HAHAHA!! Oh, that was sweet.
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Old 05-20-2005, 09:36 AM   #33
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HAHAHA!! Oh, that was sweet.
Well, we can't very well have "ode" threads with no odes in them.

That just wouldn't be right. :D
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:52 PM   #34
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Well, we can't very well have "ode" threads with no odes in them.

That just wouldn't be right. :D
Too true. My apologies. Thank goodness Sir Basil made things right.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:53 PM   #35
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Thank goodness Sir Basil made things right.
Damn straight. And a spanking good job of it he did at that.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:56 PM   #36
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That is a funny fucking pic Hal!
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:07 PM   #37
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Woohoo! That just made my weekend
i showed you mine...now you show me yours!
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