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Before rising and shining
Before brushing my teeth
Before I feed my pet
Before a lit cigarette
I need to jack off
Before taking a shower
Before gargling mouthwash
Before lifting the toilet seat
To take a leak
I have to beat my meat
Before the eggs get scrambled
Before the toast is toasted
Before the coffee beans are roasted
I gotta choke my chicken
Before the tie is tied
Before my shoes are tied
Before the bacon is fried
I must spank my monkey
Before the paper is read
Before I get outta bed
Before good morning is said
I?m going to drain my balls
While thinking of a hot gal thru it all
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“Wolves which batten upon lambs, lambs consumed by wolves, the strong who immolate the weak, the weak victims of the strong: there you have Nature, there you have her intentions, there you have her scheme: a perpetual action and reaction, a host of vices, a host of virtues, in one word, a perfect equilibrium resulting from the equality of good and evil on earth.”
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