May is National Masturbation Month in the US.
So here are three great ways to celebrate:
* Start every day in May by masturbating in a public bus or subway. Make sure you are standing in the front and facing the other passengers. Remember, the point of Masturbation Month is to reduce cultural shame and show you are proud of your pud pulling!
* Change your GFY sig to a picture of you masturbating. (Animated gif if possible.) What better way to end every correspondence during May!
* Offer kick-ass Porn to all the horny surfers of the world with new FHG's from FLASHCA$H sites! (Making galleries out of your own ?spanking sig? is optional.)
So make sure you get in the spirit this month and enjoy a month of one-handed typing, red hot
FLASHCA$H sites, and Lubriderm!!!
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