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They didnt want soccer called football so they called it football. Anywhere else in the world they call it soccer, they call it football.
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Why is it called "taking a shit" when you're actually having it evicted?
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In American Football you also kick the ball.
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I'm not a big American Football fan, but these threads are getting stupid. Who cares...
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Because it was easier to say than elongated elliptical spheroid
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lol.... soccer sucks
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They called it football as a constant reminder to British morons that they couldn't use their hands.
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Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why is it that when an alarm clock goes off, it's actually coming on? What do you do when someone says "Go ahead, back up!" If baseball has bases and balls... what does hockey have? |
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I enjoy watching and playing all sports, but personally American Football is by far my favorite. The problem is that people from other countries see it as boring and slow, with too many pauses and breaks. The reason why people don't like it is usually because they never take the time to learn the mentality, dynamics and philosofy of the game. I know MANY people who thought it was dumb and bopring but when they actually took the time to learn the rules and watched a few games became big fans of the sport. It is truly a unique combination of strategy and violence, very similar to war in that it is a territorial sport. Once you learn the fundamentals you might be amazed at how symmetric the game really is. NFL players are todays modern gladiators. No sport out there demmands as much from your body and mind.
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well said falcon
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I had played both soccer and American Football , to me are both great sport just the way to called change in my country .
we called Football to Soccer , and American Football to the US Football . I agree with Falcon. |
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because all the other cool names were taken
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playing football with hands we call gondball
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make the goalies use their feet only, no using of head or chest, then i might consider calling it football
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Soccer is the worlds most popular sport largely because it is simple to play. You don't need equipment except for 1 ball and the rules are very basic. No matter how poor or deprived you are you can still play soccer. In most of black Africa it is a relegion. No other sport can or ever will challenge soccer's world domination. It is also the greatest sport on the planet ![]() |
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I modestly disagree. True, in rugby you don't use equipment, but it is for a reason that you use equipment in American Football. If you try playing "professional" football without equipment you would literally die. In rugby you can only hit the player with the ball, and below the waist I believe. In American Football everyone hits each other. There are blind side hits, there are players running down a straight line, looking back at the ball, and as soon as they catch it get popped brutally by a defender without ever seeing it coming. Also, all the equipment you see on a player is not only used for protection, but also for hitting. The thing with Amercian Football is that the entire mentality of the game is violent. |
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Why it is called Cricket when no bugs are involved?
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....you're damn right!! :D
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Anywhere outside of the US it's called AMERICAN FOOTBALL. And those leagues are pretty much bullcrap for anyone who isn't super local and/or doesn't bet on the leagues in question. NFL, XFL, ZFL, WTL WHL, WHA, AFL, CFL <any_letter><any_letter>L/A really... although NHL does have the best hockey players, no doubt.
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Anywhere outside of the US it's called AMERICAN FOOTBALL. And those leagues are pretty much bullcrap for anyone who isn't super local and/or doesn't bet on the leagues in question. NFL, XFL, ZFL, WTL WHL, WHA, AFL, CFL <any_letter><any_letter>L/A really... although NHL does have the best hockey players, no doubt.
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Except they arm tackle in rugby. In the NFL, every play is a simulation of a 45 mph car wreck. Its hard for people to understand, but imagine you are playing soccer against the 11 fastest, strongest and most powerful soccer players in the world. The refferee hands you the ball and tells them to separate you from the ball when he blows his whistle. He gives them helmets and pads so they dont kill you when they get to you. Welcome to small college football. You are not ready for the NFL. |
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Wow, then it's like roulette combined with curling. Isn't it.
*Not impressed* Fuck off, comparing american football with real football
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Plenty of soccer stars and rugby stars making the NFL.
They are called field goal kickers and punters. Those are the little guys you see on the sideline. |
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still, foot = foot, ball = ball
so "american football" shoud be called handball? oh wait we already have that :\
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If you study the history of football you will see in the beginning it was more like rugby. The forward pass was illegal and so all the plays were RUNNING plays. Running is something you do by using your feet. Also kickoffs, punts, field goals and extra points are all done by using your foot. Most of the players in the top 20 all time in scoring in NFL history are KICKERS. Kickers use their feet 100% of the time.
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Soccer is more difficult and exciting to view!
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It's just like while Americans call a hamburger.. hamburger, the rest of the world calls simply calls it a meatpad.
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lmao... pure niceness Gunni. Pure niceness
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because you can either get a foot up your ass or the ball
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We didn't so that no one could tell us we suck at football.
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Seriously, the reason why it is called football, and look it up if you want, is because a regulation ball is 12" long, aka a foot. So it is called the Football.
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I would rather eat a meatpad. I fucking hate ham. I don't even wanna think there is ham in a god damn hamburger cause if there ever was I would go on a hunger strike until those bastards agreed to rename it to a nohamburger.
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