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  • ne0
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    • May 2006
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    #1

    Why is this called football...

    If you play with the hands?
    hai2u
  • Dollarmansteve
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    • May 2005
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    #2
    "American Egg Tossing"
    I died.

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    • bobbyjuly
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      #3
      They didnt want soccer called football so they called it football. Anywhere else in the world they call it soccer, they call it football.

      Originally posted by SplitNeo
      If you play with the hands?
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      • Fetish Gimp
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        #4
        Why is it called "taking a shit" when you're actually having it evicted?
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        • ne0
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          #5
          Originally posted by bobbyjuly
          They didnt want soccer called football so they called it football. Anywhere else in the world they call it soccer, they call it football.
          why do the americans have to be different of everyone?
          hai2u

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          • J. Falcon
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            #6
            In American Football you also kick the ball.
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            • MaDalton
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              #7
              Originally posted by Dollarmansteve
              "American Egg Tossing"

              sounds much more appropriate
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              • fuzebox
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                #8
                I'm not a big American Football fan, but these threads are getting stupid. Who cares...

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                • Lycanthrope
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                  #9
                  Because it was easier to say than elongated elliptical spheroid

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                  • Degenerate
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                    #10
                    lol.... soccer sucks
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                    • Got Porn?
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fetish Gimp
                      Why is it called "taking a shit" when you're actually having it evicted?
                      I should be leaving a shit or leaving a dump, or making art
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                      • L-Pink
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                        #12
                        They called it football as a constant reminder to British morons that they couldn't use their hands.

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                        • StuartD
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                          #13
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                          • J. Falcon
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                            #14
                            I enjoy watching and playing all sports, but personally American Football is by far my favorite. The problem is that people from other countries see it as boring and slow, with too many pauses and breaks. The reason why people don't like it is usually because they never take the time to learn the mentality, dynamics and philosofy of the game. I know MANY people who thought it was dumb and bopring but when they actually took the time to learn the rules and watched a few games became big fans of the sport. It is truly a unique combination of strategy and violence, very similar to war in that it is a territorial sport. Once you learn the fundamentals you might be amazed at how symmetric the game really is. NFL players are todays modern gladiators. No sport out there demmands as much from your body and mind.
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                            • puravida
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                              #15
                              well said falcon

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                              • Edman18
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                                #16
                                I had played both soccer and American Football , to me are both great sport just the way to called change in my country .
                                we called Football to Soccer , and American Football to the US Football .
                                I agree with Falcon.

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                                • headless ghost
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                                  #17
                                  because all the other cool names were taken

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                                  • Gunni
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                    I enjoy watching and playing all sports, but personally American Football is by far my favorite. The problem is that people from other countries see it as boring and slow, with too many pauses and breaks. The reason why people don't like it is usually because they never take the time to learn the mentality, dynamics and philosofy of the game. I know MANY people who thought it was dumb and bopring but when they actually took the time to learn the rules and watched a few games became big fans of the sport. It is truly a unique combination of strategy and violence, very similar to war in that it is a territorial sport. Once you learn the fundamentals you might be amazed at how symmetric the game really is. NFL players are todays modern gladiators. No sport out there demmands as much from your body and mind.
                                    I know the rules of the game, 3 tries to get 10 yards, if they don't they lose the ball where they failed so they normally kick it as far down as possible if they don't think the'll make the 10 yards. Lots of strategy involved. But it is still boring as fuck to watch as a 45 minute game takes 3 bloody hours.

                                    Boxing is probably the most tollin sport you can do, boxers are the modern day gladiators, not American Football players

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                                    • E$_manager
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Edman18
                                      I had played both soccer and American Football , to me are both great sport just the way to called change in my country .
                                      we called Football to Soccer , and American Football to the US Football .
                                      I agree with Falcon.
                                      what are WC guys playing? American Football or Soccer. And what is the difference between american and normal football
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                                      • E$_manager
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                                        #20
                                        playing football with hands we call gondball
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                                        • he-fox
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Cristie
                                          what are WC guys playing? American Football or Soccer. And what is the difference between american and normal football
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                                          • Phoz
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                            NFL players are todays modern gladiators. No sport out there demmands as much from your body and mind.
                                            In my mind that description fits mixed martial artist competitors better than fat football players.

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                                            • he-fox
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                              I enjoy watching and playing all sports, but personally American Football is by far my favorite. The problem is that people from other countries see it as boring and slow, with too many pauses and breaks. The reason why people don't like it is usually because they never take the time to learn the mentality, dynamics and philosofy of the game. I know MANY people who thought it was dumb and bopring but when they actually took the time to learn the rules and watched a few games became big fans of the sport. It is truly a unique combination of strategy and violence, very similar to war in that it is a territorial sport. Once you learn the fundamentals you might be amazed at how symmetric the game really is. NFL players are todays modern gladiators. No sport out there demmands as much from your body and mind.
                                              I personally love football ("soccer"...), I enjoy American football since I took time to learn the game, but I have to say that rugby is way more dynamic than american football, it can be way more brutal (just take a look at their shoes, they have 2 inch nails, with no protection at all..), they could kill each other if they want to, but the fair play rules, it's truly a sport for real men. And, obviously, american football it's just a version of rugby.
                                              Last edited by he-fox; 06-13-2006, 11:43 AM.

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                                              • madawgz
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SplitNeo
                                                If you play with the hands?
                                                very true!
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                                                • HammerALL
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                                  I enjoy watching and playing all sports, but personally American Football is by far my favorite. The problem is that people from other countries see it as boring and slow, with too many pauses and breaks. The reason why people don't like it is usually because they never take the time to learn the mentality, dynamics and philosofy of the game. I know MANY people who thought it was dumb and bopring but when they actually took the time to learn the rules and watched a few games became big fans of the sport. It is truly a unique combination of strategy and violence, very similar to war in that it is a territorial sport. Once you learn the fundamentals you might be amazed at how symmetric the game really is. NFL players are todays modern gladiators. No sport out there demmands as much from your body and mind.

                                                  Very well said
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                                                  • Scott McD
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Phoz
                                                    In my mind that description fits mixed martial artist competitors better than fat football players.

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                                                    • Drunken Sam
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                                                      #27
                                                      make the goalies use their feet only, no using of head or chest, then i might consider calling it football
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                                                        • FetishTom
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by he-fox
                                                          I personally love football ("soccer"...), I enjoy American football since I took time to learn the game, but I have to say that rugby is way more dynamic than american football, it can be way more brutal (just take a look at their shoes, they have 2 inch nails, with no protection at all..), they could kill each other if they want to, but the fair play rules, it's truly a sport for real men. And, obviously, american football it's just a version of rugby.
                                                          Correct. Rugby was originally very popular in the US and American Football was derived from the Rugby game largely because it was felt that Rugby was too brutal a game. They also wanted a game more strategy based and less free flowing. The protection came about (ironically) to make the physical contact element less of an issue as it was with rugby.

                                                          Soccer is the worlds most popular sport largely because it is simple to play. You don't need equipment except for 1 ball and the rules are very basic. No matter how poor or deprived you are you can still play soccer. In most of black Africa it is a relegion. No other sport can or ever will challenge soccer's world domination.

                                                          It is also the greatest sport on the planet

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                                                          • J. Falcon
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by he-fox
                                                            I personally love football ("soccer"...), I enjoy American football since I took time to learn the game, but I have to say that rugby is way more dynamic than american football, it can be way more brutal (just take a look at their shoes, they have 2 inch nails, with no protection at all..), they could kill each other if they want to, but the fair play rules, it's truly a sport for real men. And, obviously, american football it's just a version of rugby.

                                                            I modestly disagree.

                                                            True, in rugby you don't use equipment, but it is for a reason that you use equipment in American Football. If you try playing "professional" football without equipment you would literally die. In rugby you can only hit the player with the ball, and below the waist I believe. In American Football everyone hits each other. There are blind side hits, there are players running down a straight line, looking back at the ball, and as soon as they catch it get popped brutally by a defender without ever seeing it coming. Also, all the equipment you see on a player is not only used for protection, but also for hitting.

                                                            The thing with Amercian Football is that the entire mentality of the game is violent.
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                                                            • GatorB
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                                                              #31
                                                              Why it is called Cricket when no bugs are involved?

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                                                              • Bdiddy
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                Why it is called Cricket when no bugs are involved?




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                                                                Who cares, it's a name. Maybe it's called football because they're not running on their hands.
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                                                                • WWC-Pajio
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  ....you're damn right!! :D
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                                                                  • x3guide
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SplitNeo
                                                                    If you play with the hands?
                                                                    It's not.

                                                                    Anywhere outside of the US it's called AMERICAN FOOTBALL. And those leagues are pretty much bullcrap for anyone who isn't super local and/or doesn't bet on the leagues in question. NFL, XFL, ZFL, WTL WHL, WHA, AFL, CFL <any_letter><any_letter>L/A really... although NHL does have the best hockey players, no doubt.
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                                                                    • x3guide
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SplitNeo
                                                                      If you play with the hands?
                                                                      It's not.

                                                                      Anywhere outside of the US it's called AMERICAN FOOTBALL. And those leagues are pretty much bullcrap for anyone who isn't super local and/or doesn't bet on the leagues in question. NFL, XFL, ZFL, WTL WHL, WHA, AFL, CFL <any_letter><any_letter>L/A really... although NHL does have the best hockey players, no doubt.
                                                                      Shomer fuckin shabbas

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                                                                      • FunForOne
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by he-fox
                                                                        I personally love football ("soccer"...), I enjoy American football since I took time to learn the game, but I have to say that rugby is way more dynamic than american football, it can be way more brutal (just take a look at their shoes, they have 2 inch nails, with no protection at all..), they could kill each other if they want to, but the fair play rules, it's truly a sport for real men. And, obviously, american football it's just a version of rugby.

                                                                        Except they arm tackle in rugby. In the NFL, every play is a simulation of a 45 mph car wreck.

                                                                        Its hard for people to understand, but imagine you are playing soccer against the 11 fastest, strongest and most powerful soccer players in the world. The refferee hands you the ball and tells them to separate you from the ball when he blows his whistle. He gives them helmets and pads so they dont kill you when they get to you. Welcome to small college football. You are not ready for the NFL.

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                                                                        • x3guide
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Wow, then it's like roulette combined with curling. Isn't it.

                                                                          *Not impressed*

                                                                          Fuck off, comparing american football with real football
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                                                                          • FunForOne
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Plenty of soccer stars and rugby stars making the NFL.

                                                                            They are called field goal kickers and punters. Those are the little guys you see on the sideline.

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                                                                            • x3guide
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by FunForOne
                                                                              Plenty of soccer stars and rugby stars making the NFL.

                                                                              They are called field goal kickers and punters. Those are the little guys you see on the sideline.
                                                                              Plenty of other people make it to the NFL. Those are the little guys you see in the senate. Later.
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                                                                              • ne0
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                still, foot = foot, ball = ball
                                                                                so "american football" shoud be called handball?
                                                                                oh wait we already have that :\
                                                                                hai2u

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                                                                                • GatorB
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  If you study the history of football you will see in the beginning it was more like rugby. The forward pass was illegal and so all the plays were RUNNING plays. Running is something you do by using your feet. Also kickoffs, punts, field goals and extra points are all done by using your foot. Most of the players in the top 20 all time in scoring in NFL history are KICKERS. Kickers use their feet 100% of the time.

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                                                                                  • Sergio_AVAcash
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Soccer is more difficult and exciting to view!

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                                                                                    • notabook
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      It's just like while Americans call a hamburger.. hamburger, the rest of the world calls simply calls it a meatpad.

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                                                                                      • Gunni
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by notabook
                                                                                        It's just like while Americans call a hamburger.. hamburger, the rest of the world calls simply calls it a meatpad.
                                                                                        You guys call a meatpad "ham burger"?
                                                                                        Normally it doesn't even have ham!

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                                                                                        • notabook
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          lmao... pure niceness Gunni. Pure niceness

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                                                                                          • gooddomains
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            because you can either get a foot up your ass or the ball

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                                                                                            • aico
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              We didn't so that no one could tell us we suck at football.

                                                                                              Since you refuse to say soccer, there is no problem.

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                                                                                              • aico
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                                                                                                • Mar 2004
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Seriously, the reason why it is called football, and look it up if you want, is because a regulation ball is 12" long, aka a foot. So it is called the Football.

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                                                                                                • GatorB
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by notabook
                                                                                                  It's just like while Americans call a hamburger.. hamburger, the rest of the world calls simply calls it a meatpad.
                                                                                                  Well while hamburgers don't have ham, I'd rather ask for that than a "meatpad". Brits and Aussies call cigarettes fags so like they should talk. "Hey mate, want to go and suck on a couple of fags?"

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                                                                                                  • notabook
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I would rather eat a meatpad. I fucking hate ham. I don't even wanna think there is ham in a god damn hamburger cause if there ever was I would go on a hunger strike until those bastards agreed to rename it to a nohamburger.

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