blakkfrogg

Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Q: What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: They're right! We do taste like chicken!
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
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Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.
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Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One........ Men will screw anything.
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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.
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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your Dick.
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes or more
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Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.
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Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
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Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Cause no man would pull those faces on purpose.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here."
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Q: Why do most women care more about their appearance than improving
their minds?
A: Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25
year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.
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Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
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Q. Why do women have tits?
A. So men will talk to them.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.

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blakkfrogg

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
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3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
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4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
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6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
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7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
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8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
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9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
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10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
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11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
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12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such handsome animals. I think my husband is handsome, but I only have photographs of him on the wall.
Hmmmm.
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14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't ! you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were anywitnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".
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15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.


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Rictor

Q: How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm?

A: From the snoring

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April showers bring May flowers......

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Q: Why are women like emergency vehicles ?

A: They run around screaming and making noise

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Bake

Why dose devorce cost so much.
Because it's worth It.
Bake

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Balljoints

DAMN!! Rictor.. You have all the jokes..

You must be single LOL

I cant say any of those or I would get bitch slapped by my wife

Balljoints

mywood

Hvorved ved man det er turbosex? Når det lugter af brændt gummi på værelset.

Dafey

How do you annoy your wife while your haveing sex?
Phone her.
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What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex ?
Oral sex makes your whole day, Anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Whats small,red,round an has 7 lil dents?

Snow Whites cherry.

fredicus

Why did the supermodel stare at the orange juice ?
Because it said concentrate

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A women that won't do as she's told

Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers go away

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women
He died laughing before he could tell anybody

Why did God make man first?
He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder

What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week



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Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?

fredicus

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit in there dark and moan

Losing a wife can be hard.
In my case it was damn near impossible.

Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

Why do woman get married in white?
So they'll match the household appliances.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage
They have experienced pain and bought jewellery.





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Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?

markvh

Pick-Up lines:

1. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
2. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
3. "Do you sleep on your stomach?"
"Can I?"
4. "Was it difficult getting into those jeans?"
"Can I try?"
5. "Why don't you sit on my face so that I can eat my way to your heart."
6. "I like your shoes! want to fuck?"
7. "I may not be Fred Flinstone but I sure can make your *BEDROCK*"
8. "Excuse me, do you want to go fuck now, or do I owe you an apology."
9. "HEY! There's a party in my mouth and you're invited to come."
10. "I like your shirt, but it would look better on my floor in the morning!"
11. "One way or another I'm going to make love to you tonight. but I'd rather you be there."
12. "Should I call you in the morning or should I just roll over?"
13. "Hi, do you want to have my children (assuming the answer is no), OK then, can we just practice"
14. "Hey you don't sweat much for a fat girl"
15. "Thats a nice dress can I talk you out of it?"
16. "Lets take a shower together -- you smell"
17. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"
18. "I'm drunk"
19. "Hi, can I buy you several drinks?"
20. "The word of today is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word"
21. "I love every bone in your body - especially mine"
22. "My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it!"
23. "I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
24. "Do you believe in one-night-stands?"
25. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth

lilstoney

15 reasons why a beer is better than a woman.

1. You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.
2. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
3. Beer does'nt get mad when you come home with beer on your breath.
4. A frigid beer is a good beer.
5. A beer always goes down easy.
6. You can go to a bar and always pick up a beer.
7. A beer is always wet.
8. You can share a beer with your friends.
9. Hangovers go away.
10.You can have more than one beer and not feel quilty.
11.When you finish a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
12.You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
13.You can enjoy a beer all month long.
14.If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15.A beer does'nt get jealous if you grab another beer.
______________________________________________Stol en from my T-shirt.

angelduster

"lets play war, i'll lay down and you blow the fuck out of me"



"lets play house, you can be the door and i'll slam you"



the more beer you drink the more beautiful she becomes, the more she drinks the more it turns into rape,fuck!!



man-what winks and fucks like a tiger?[b]
woman-what?[b]
man-wink

pipeking

Bump. ;)

Rob

Here are some - some may be offensive so if you're easily offended, go fuck yourself!

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice!

Q: What's the difference between a Bitch and a Whore?
A: A Whore will fuck everybody, a Bitch will fuck everybody but YOU!

Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets released from a home for battered women?
A: The Dishes if she knows what's good for her ass!

Q: What's Black and Blue and HATES sex?
A: A rape victim.

Q: Why does it take a woman longer to orgasm than it does a man?
A: Who gives a fuck!?!?!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
A: Acne usually doesn't come on a boys face until AFTER the age of 12.

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jimthefiend

im offended by every single one of those
good job

Jimbo#1

What do you do when you see your wife crawling across the front yard covered in blood ?


Reload!

kmanrox

good training... i likes!

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