How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit in there dark and moan
Losing a wife can be hard.
In my case it was damn near impossible.
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
Why do woman get married in white?
So they'll match the household appliances.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage
They have experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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unlikely to be Y3K Compliant
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Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?