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Why did the supermodel stare at the orange juice ?
Because it said concentrate
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A women that won't do as she's told
Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers go away
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women
He died laughing before he could tell anybody
Why did God make man first?
He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder
What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week
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Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?
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