Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Q: What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: They're right! We do taste like chicken!
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
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Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.
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Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One........ Men will screw anything.
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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.
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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your Dick.
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes or more
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Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.
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Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
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Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Cause no man would pull those faces on purpose.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here."
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Q: Why do most women care more about their appearance than improving
their minds?
A: Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25
year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.
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Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
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Q. Why do women have tits?
A. So men will talk to them.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.
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