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15 reasons why a beer is better than a woman.
1. You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.
2. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
3. Beer does'nt get mad when you come home with beer on your breath.
4. A frigid beer is a good beer.
5. A beer always goes down easy.
6. You can go to a bar and always pick up a beer.
7. A beer is always wet.
8. You can share a beer with your friends.
9. Hangovers go away.
10.You can have more than one beer and not feel quilty.
11.When you finish a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
12.You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
13.You can enjoy a beer all month long.
14.If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15.A beer does'nt get jealous if you grab another beer.
______________________________________________Stol en from my T-shirt.
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