Here are some - some may be offensive so if you're easily offended, go fuck yourself!
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice!
Q: What's the difference between a Bitch and a Whore?
A: A Whore will fuck everybody, a Bitch will fuck everybody but YOU!
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets released from a home for battered women?
A: The Dishes if she knows what's good for her ass!
Q: What's Black and Blue and HATES sex?
A: A rape victim.
Q: Why does it take a woman longer to orgasm than it does a man?
A: Who gives a fuck!?!?!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
A: Acne usually doesn't come on a boys face until AFTER the age of 12.
