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Pick-Up lines:
1. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
2. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
3. "Do you sleep on your stomach?"
"Can I?"
4. "Was it difficult getting into those jeans?"
"Can I try?"
5. "Why don't you sit on my face so that I can eat my way to your heart."
6. "I like your shoes! want to fuck?"
7. "I may not be Fred Flinstone but I sure can make your *BEDROCK*"
8. "Excuse me, do you want to go fuck now, or do I owe you an apology."
9. "HEY! There's a party in my mouth and you're invited to come."
10. "I like your shirt, but it would look better on my floor in the morning!"
11. "One way or another I'm going to make love to you tonight. but I'd rather you be there."
12. "Should I call you in the morning or should I just roll over?"
13. "Hi, do you want to have my children (assuming the answer is no), OK then, can we just practice"
14. "Hey you don't sweat much for a fat girl"
15. "Thats a nice dress can I talk you out of it?"
16. "Lets take a shower together -- you smell"
17. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"
18. "I'm drunk"
19. "Hi, can I buy you several drinks?"
20. "The word of today is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word"
21. "I love every bone in your body - especially mine"
22. "My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it!"
23. "I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
24. "Do you believe in one-night-stands?"
25. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth
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