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freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. This child is not an American citizen. How could this be?
Carry over for new page.

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:59 PM

The parents were born there while on holiday and aren't American

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser

Actually, I'm sorry to tell you this, but there are rectangular covers in the UK :)

Can they be dropped down the hole lengthwise? :1orglaugh

John3 08-13-2003 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23


You sure are a funny guy. A rectangle would fall into the "other shapes" I was referring to.

If that's true, then your entire argument is faulty because you therefore have to admit that your argument is wrong - if there are other shapes that would work, then a manwhole cover is not round because other shapes would fall through. You just fucking admited it.

kristin 08-13-2003 08:00 PM

They may have been born and they are American citizens, but it doesn't say they still live here....

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
The parents were born there while on holiday and aren't American
No.

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 08:01 PM

Born before the US became the US or Boston became Boston?

completetosser 08-13-2003 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23


Can they be dropped down the hole lengthwise? :1orglaugh

I do believe they can :1orglaugh

kristin 08-13-2003 08:01 PM

or Military family :)

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by kristin
They may have been born and they are American citizens, but it doesn't say they still live here....
They still lived there, hell they never left Boston from conception to birth.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
Born before the US became the US or Boston became Boston?
Correct

The child was born before 1776, making him a British Subject.

John3 08-13-2003 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23


Can they be dropped down the hole lengthwise? :1orglaugh

can you use a square to cover a round hole?

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser

I do believe they can :1orglaugh

Yep, we do have some retangle shaped covers, and they def can be dropped down, :1orglaugh

High Quality 08-13-2003 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by John3

I'm sorry you believe that. It's wrong.

A better answer is that they are round because pipes are round. And you could also mention standardization as a good reason.

But the reason you gave is complete b.s. - it got popular because it was quoted as a Microsoft interview question.

John is right actually Stocktrader. A circle will certainly fall through just like EVERY shape will without a bevel. If you cover a round pipe (the hole) with a square it will work equally well, however would take more cost to create (more surface area).

As for surface area, consider why carrying beams in buildings are not round, but square, or H-shaped.

:)

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by John3

If that's true, then your entire argument is faulty because you therefore have to admit that your argument is wrong - if there are other shapes that would work, then a manwhole cover is not round because other shapes would fall through. You just fucking admited it.

This is my last post to your ignorant ass. When I said "other shapes" can fall through I didn't say every other shape possible.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_247a.html

Either way, good fucking day.

completetosser 08-13-2003 08:04 PM

I'd hate to play against DJR at trivial pursuits - I'd have to resort to cheating :)

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:05 PM

Fast response one.

A completely black horse jumped over a tower and landed on a small man, who then dissappeared. In what situation could this be possible?

kristin 08-13-2003 08:06 PM

Nighttime?

John3 08-13-2003 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23


This is my last post to your ignorant ass. When I said "other shapes" can fall through I didn't say every other shape possible.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_247a.html

Either way, good fucking day.

Sorry you missed HighQuality's post :Graucho

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 08:07 PM

Chess - Knight = horse, jumping the Rook = tower landing on Pawn = Man.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
Chess - Knight = horse, jumping the Rook = tower landing on Pawn = Man.
correct.

kristin 08-13-2003 08:08 PM

Alright, way too smart for me...I think we should have math riddles, I would at least have a chance at those...

I give up.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:09 PM

Damn, gunna have to remember one to stump ya.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by kristin
Alright, way too smart for me...I think we should have math riddles, I would at least have a chance at those...

I give up.

Kristin I will toss in some math ones, nothing with severe algerba ect.

completetosser 08-13-2003 08:10 PM

On second thoughts, I wouldn't even bother playing Trivial pursuits against DJR :)

High Quality 08-13-2003 08:10 PM

I really need to get some work done and stop reading this thread!

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 08:11 PM

I'll just post shit for a minute or two :)

completetosser 08-13-2003 08:11 PM

Let's have a quadratic equation LOL

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
Let's have a quadratic equation LOL
got me there.... not a fucking chance of me getting one right :1orglaugh

Tala 08-13-2003 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
Let's have a quadratic equation LOL
Word!

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:14 PM

Often talked of, never seen.
Ever coming, never been.
Daily looked for, never here.
Still approaching, coming near.
Thousands for it's visit wait
But alas for their fate.
Tho' they expect me to appear.
They will never find me here.

What is this poem about?

SpaceAce 08-13-2003 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
krosh got it.
Actually, there are three reasons and you missed the most riddle-like answer.

Manhole covers are round because manholes are round.

SpaceAce

kristin 08-13-2003 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent


Kristin I will toss in some math ones, nothing with severe algerba ect.


The more algebra the better! :thumbsup

SpaceAce 08-13-2003 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Often talked of, never seen.
Ever coming, never been.
Daily looked for, never here.
Still approaching, coming near.
Thousands for it's visit wait
But alas for their fate.
Tho' they expect me to appear.
They will never find me here.

What is this poem about?

The future/tomorrow.

SpaceAce

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce


The future/tomorrow.

SpaceAce

correct

Tala 08-13-2003 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS


got me there.... not a fucking chance of me getting one right :1orglaugh

w00t!! :glugglug

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by kristin



The more algebra the better! :thumbsup

I rarely use algebra in bar bets, so I am trying to think of some.

John3 08-13-2003 08:17 PM

stocktrader??????????????? :1orglaugh

completetosser 08-13-2003 08:17 PM

x = minus b + or - the square root of b squared - 4ac all over 2a - was taught that over thirty years ago and never forgotten it since.
Never used it either LOL

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:19 PM

Wozzers, a famous magician, was bragging about his marksmanship. Wozzers claimed to be able to hand up his hat, walk 150 feet blindfolded, then turn and shoot a bullet through his hat. Wozzers could not see through his blindfold, how could he manage this feat?

kristin 08-13-2003 08:19 PM

S o/h C a/h T o/a= Some Old Horse Caught Another Horse Taking Oats Away...

Sin = opposite/hypo cosine= adjacent/hypo tangent= opp/adjacent

Still haven't forgotten that...

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by completetosser
x = minus b + or - the square root of b squared - 4ac all over 2a - was taught that over thirty years ago and never forgotten it since.
Never used it either LOL

42.

kristin 08-13-2003 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Wozzers, a famous magician, was bragging about his marksmanship. Wozzers claimed to be able to hand up his hat, walk 150 feet blindfolded, then turn and shoot a bullet through his hat. Wozzers could not see through his blindfold, how could he manage this feat?
His foot is 12" in length?

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Wozzers, a famous magician, was bragging about his marksmanship. Wozzers claimed to be able to hand up his hat, walk 150 feet blindfolded, then turn and shoot a bullet through his hat. Wozzers could not see through his blindfold, how could he manage this feat?
Because he was still holding it?

SpaceAce 08-13-2003 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Wozzers, a famous magician, was bragging about his marksmanship. Wozzers claimed to be able to hand up his hat, walk 150 feet blindfolded, then turn and shoot a bullet through his hat. Wozzers could not see through his blindfold, how could he manage this feat?
Some of these are a bit vague. What does "hand up" mean? If it means he holds the hat up in his hand, the answer is obvious. The riddle doesn't say he can't see under the blindfold and it doesn't say he doesn't take the blindfold off before firing.

SpaceAce

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS


Because he was still holding it?

Close enough, he hung the hat on the end of the barrel.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce


Some of these ar a bit vague. What does "hand up" mean? If it means he holds the hat up in his hand, the answer is obvious. The riddle doesn't say he can't see under the blindfold and it doesn't say he doesn't take the blindfold off before firing.

SpaceAce

My bad will double check for typos.

I meant hung.

completetosser 08-13-2003 08:24 PM

Here's one for DJR - when is the only time we would use the word 'gotten' in the Queen's English?

SpaceAce 08-13-2003 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent


My bad will double check for typos.

I meant hung.

Ah, gotcha.

SpaceAce

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 08:27 PM

Under what conditions would a rope be most likely to break?

a. 20 men of equal strength with 10 pulling on each end.
b. 10 of the same men pulling on one end and the other end being fastened to a tree.
c. it makes no difference.


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