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completetosser 08-13-2003 07:35 PM

Why isn't DJR asleep in bed? LOL

Tala 08-13-2003 07:36 PM

SNOW!!!

When desert is said, we think sand and heat. But there are also deserts made up of glacial areas, it is an area devoid of rain! He survived by eating ice and/or snow!

John3 08-13-2003 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
That is one reason.
They will not fall through.
Need second reason.

that's incorrect.
Any given shape won't fall through provided there is a bevel.

Circles use the least amount of material to manufacture, though.

Tala 08-13-2003 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
The desert was made of Ice and snow?
Oh go to hell.

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by completetosser
Why isn't DJR asleep in bed? LOL
LOL, I should be mate.... but just play a little longer. :Graucho

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

that's incorrect.
Any given shape won't fall through provided there is a bevel.

Circles use the least amount of material to manufacture, though.

I pity the fool that don't know other shapes can fall through!

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:39 PM

Simple one again.

Before cholesterol became such a concern, people believed that:
<center>
M N X R L T 4 U
</center>

What did people believe?

creamycherries 08-13-2003 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
While reading a story of an axe murderer. Jane fell asleep and dreamt she was being chased through the some apartments and the murderer caught her and swung the axe. Just as the murderers axe was swung, jane ran into a room, shut the door and touched her neck to awaken her. The shock was so great she died instantly.

Is there anything wrong with this story? (typos, punctuation, and grammer do not count).


I wanna know who knows what Jane dreamt if she wasn't even awake long enough to tell anyone about it. Hmmm...:helpme

Cherry

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:41 PM

Ham and eggs are......bollocks!

John3 08-13-2003 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


I pity the fool that don't know other shapes can fall through!

no, that's incorrect.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by creamycherries



I wanna know who knows what Jane dreamt if she wasn't even awake long enough to tell anyone about it. Hmmm...:helpme

Cherry

See the answer when I jumped the gun.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by completetosser
Ham and eggs are......bollocks!
so close.

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:42 PM

... healthy for you

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by completetosser
Ham and eggs are......bollocks!

Mham N Xeggs ARSE!

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS



Mham N Xeggs ARSE!

we got the ham and eggs....
finish it.

KRosh 08-13-2003 07:43 PM

you sure you are asking this correctly ?

How can jane run into the room if she is the one dreaming??

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:43 PM

comptoser correct.

Tala 08-13-2003 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Simple one again.

Before cholesterol became such a concern, people believed that:
<center>
M N X R L T 4 U
</center>

What did people believe?

Fuckin a. "Ham and eggs are healthy for you"

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent


we got the ham and eggs....
finish it.

Rare Lheal Tthy 4for Uyou

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

no, that's incorrect.

You sir are an idiot.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRosh
you sure you are asking this correctly ?

How can jane run into the room if she is the one dreaming??

I can ask however I wish, she died in her sleep we have no idea what she was dreaming, and hence what was wrong with the story.

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:45 PM

About time I was LOL. I've not done any of these for years

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:47 PM

Military time.

A group of soldiers were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. The sergeant shouted to them:

Right turn!
About turn!
Left turn!

In which direction are the soldiers now facing?

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:48 PM

South

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 07:48 PM

East

John3 08-13-2003 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


You sir are an idiot.

No, you are because you accept "common knowledge" to be factual.

A fucking circle would fall through if there wasn't a bevel. Same goes for any other shape provided the bevel is large enough.

In case you took your engineering classes back in the 60's or 70's and were taught that, I'm sorry. There's been an update to the textbooks.

Tala 08-13-2003 07:49 PM

East.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
East
tala made it in before my post.

correct.

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by John3

no, that's incorrect.

http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/expla...s/manholes.asp

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/expla...s/manholes.asp

Forget the damn bevel.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:52 PM

In the common calendar some months have 30 days and months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?

High Quality 08-13-2003 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent


Correct.

A desert is a region so arid that it supports little or no vegetation. Many areas of the far north are also considered deserts.

:eek7

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 07:52 PM

all 12 ;)

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
all 12 ;)
correct.

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

No, you are because you accept "common knowledge" to be factual.

A fucking circle would fall through if there wasn't a bevel. Same goes for any other shape provided the bevel is large enough.

In case you took your engineering classes back in the 60's or 70's and were taught that, I'm sorry. There's been an update to the textbooks.

Dipshit, if the bevel on certain shapes was wide enough so they couldn't fall through the hole would have to be much bigger for a person to fit in it. Do I have to draw you a fucking picture. I'm sure there are 1 or 2 other shapes that can't fall through but most will.

You trying to tell me if they wanted manholes with a rectangle 1ft by 3ft they are going to make the bevel over 1 foot wide on 2 sides so that it can't fall through? :1orglaugh

John3 08-13-2003 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/expla...s/manholes.asp

I'm sorry you believe that. It's wrong.

A better answer is that they are round because pipes are round. And you could also mention standardization as a good reason.

But the reason you gave is complete b.s. - it got popular because it was quoted as a Microsoft interview question.

Tala 08-13-2003 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
In the common calendar some months have 30 days and months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?
All of them.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:53 PM

What is the closest relation that your father's sister's sister-in-law could be to you?

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/expla...s/manholes.asp

Interesting site - I've just found out why I'm left-handed

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

I'm sorry you believe that. It's wrong.

A better answer is that they are round because pipes are round. And you could also mention standardization as a good reason.

But the reason you gave is complete b.s. - it got popular because it was quoted as a Microsoft interview question.

See above post.

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:54 PM

No such relative

John3 08-13-2003 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Dipshit, if the bevel on certain shapes was wide enough so they couldn't fall through the hole would have to be much bigger for a person to fit in it. Do I have to draw you a fucking picture. I'm sure there are 1 or 2 other shapes that can't fall through but most will.

You trying to tell me if they wanted manholes with a rectangle 1ft by 3ft they are going to make the bevel over 1 foot wide on 2 sides so that it can't fall through? :1orglaugh

Um, no, dipshit, only an idiot would make a rectangular cover to cover a round pipe.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by completetosser
No such relative
nope.

DJRCyberAVS 08-13-2003 07:56 PM

Mother

John3 08-13-2003 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


See above post.

according to you, a square would work well

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
Mother
correct

kristin 08-13-2003 07:57 PM

The father's brother's wife...

stocktrader23 08-13-2003 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

Um, no, dipshit, only an idiot would make a rectangular cover to cover a round pipe.

You sure are a funny guy. A rectangle would fall into the "other shapes" I was referring to.

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 07:58 PM

A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. This child is not an American citizen. How could this be?

completetosser 08-13-2003 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3

Um, no, dipshit, only an idiot would make a rectangular cover to cover a round pipe.

Actually, I'm sorry to tell you this, but there are rectangular covers in the UK :)


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