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Tala 08-13-2003 11:59 PM

Question: How does one find out how many times they've posted in a thread? I know there's a way to get the listing of who's posted how many times, but I don't know how to do that.

freeadultcontent 08-14-2003 12:00 AM

Based on the laws of the U.S. Constitution. There are five requirements someone must meet to become president.
The candidate: must be at least 35 yrs. old. Must be a citizen of the US. Must have lived in the US for at bare minimum 14 years. And must have been born in the us.

what is the last one?

DJRCyberAVS 08-14-2003 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by completetosser

Just popped back in (Americans never 'pop' anywhere BTW ) to say - that's bollocks. We say one hundred and one. When did you ever hear a darts commentator say 'one hundred eighty'?It's 'one hundred AND eighty'.

And on that slightly controversial note - I'm really going to bed this time :)

Yeah, some these questions are a bit odd because of the different phrasing. :1orglaugh

Take it easy mate, catch you laters :)

SilverTab 08-14-2003 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Mr. Red is wearing the green suit, Mr. Blue is wearing the red suit, and Mr. Green is wearing the blue suit.
correct..

First one can't be Mr Blue since his suit is blue...can't be Mr Red cause he's the one answering...so it can only be Mr Green, with the blue suit...rest is deduction...

freeadultcontent 08-14-2003 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS


Yeah, some these questions are a bit odd because of the different phrasing. :1orglaugh

Take it easy mate, catch you laters :)

actually that one required no re-phrasing I was doing it for project shadows post count.

DJRCyberAVS 08-14-2003 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Based on the laws of the U.S. Constitution. There are five requirements someone must meet to become president.
The candidate: must be at least 25 yrs. old. Must be a citizen of the US. Must have lived in the US for at bare minimum 14 years. And must have been born in the us.

what is the last one?

Can't have had a legal conviction, been charged with Perjury or something?

Tala 08-14-2003 12:03 AM

they have to be 35, toots...

the president must be alive.

freeadultcontent 08-14-2003 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Question: How does one find out how many times they've posted in a thread? I know there's a way to get the listing of who's posted how many times, but I don't know how to do that.
umm not sure. maybe that is a good question :1orglaugh

Tala 08-14-2003 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent


umm not sure. maybe that is a good question :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

DJRCyberAVS 08-14-2003 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent


actually that one required no re-phrasing I was doing it for project shadows post count.

No not your phrasing, ours. From US/English to UK/English. ;)

freeadultcontent 08-14-2003 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
they have to be 35, toots...

the president must be alive.

edited it to fix the typo.

alive is not correct.

Tala 08-14-2003 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
they have to be 35, toots...

the president must be alive.

Reason being, once he's dead, the presidency goes to the Vice President.

freeadultcontent 08-14-2003 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS


No not your phrasing, ours. From US/English to UK/English. ;)

that one was based on spelling though not pronounciation.

everyone says one hundred and one when talking. Spelled though it is in correct.

freeadultcontent 08-14-2003 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Reason being, once he's dead, the presidency goes to the Vice President.
no. remember to become president.

he cant die and have his vice take office.

Elli 08-14-2003 12:06 AM

It's a simple one-layer logic diagram.

Mr. Red is wearing Green
Mr. Blue is wearing Red
Mr. Green is wearing Blue.



Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."


What color suit is each man wearing?


No ones answering mine LOL

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/RedBlueGreen.jpg

EDIT: Awww man my diagram took too long!

freeadultcontent 08-14-2003 12:07 AM

brb to check for answers, black ants invaded my soda.

Elli 08-14-2003 12:09 AM

The president must peak English?

SilverTab 08-14-2003 12:10 AM

Ok I had to post it LOL

"There are three words in the English language that end in -GRY. Two are HUNGRY and ANGRY. The third one everyone uses every day and knows what it stands for. If you listened carefully, I already told you what the word is. What is the third word?"

Tala 08-14-2003 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Reason being, once he's dead, the presidency goes to the Vice President.
One must be alive to be president.

1. Must be 35
2. Must be a natural born citizen (those two points you mentioned are really just the same point here)
3. Must have lived continuously 14 years in the US
4. He must be alive (or mentally capable of holding office). At such time as the president dies/is declared unable to fulfill his duties, his presidency is given over to the Vice President.

Tala 08-14-2003 12:11 AM

FUCK
"to become President"

He must be elected.

DUH

Project-Shadow 08-14-2003 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
FUCK
"to become President"

He must be elected.

DUH

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tala 08-14-2003 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Project-Shadow


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:321GFY :glugglug

Elli 08-14-2003 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
Ok I had to post it LOL

"There are three words in the English language that end in -GRY. Two are HUNGRY and ANGRY. The third one everyone uses every day and knows what it stands for. If you listened carefully, I already told you what the word is. What is the third word?"

I had to look it up, but I won't spoil it for others. :)

Project-Shadow 08-14-2003 12:17 AM

Three?

Tala 08-14-2003 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli


I had to look it up, but I won't spoil it for others. :)

*groan* God, this thing is older than Hef's underwear.

Elli 08-14-2003 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
*groan* God, this thing is older than Hef's underwear.

hahha I thought I remembered hearing that he didn't wear underwear.. just pyjamas. :)

SilverTab 08-14-2003 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
*groan* God, this thing is older than Hef's underwear.
:winkwink:

Tala 08-14-2003 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli



hahha I thought I remembered hearing that he didn't wear underwear.. just pyjamas. :)

:1orglaugh

SilverTab 08-14-2003 12:26 AM

Thousand

Billion

Octillion

Hundred

One

Four

Eight

?

What goes next :)

(original one was
1,000
1,000,000,000
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
100
1
4
8
? But I tought it was almost impossible LOL)

Tala 08-14-2003 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
Thousand

Billion

Octillion

Hundred

One

Four

Eight

?

What goes next :)

Your phone number?

SilverTab 08-14-2003 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Your phone number?
:Graucho

Tala 08-14-2003 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
Thousand

Billion

Octillion

Hundred

One

Four

Eight

?

What goes next :)

(original one was
1,000
1,000,000,000
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
100
1
4
8
? But I tought it was almost impossible LOL)

0


1 comma
4 commas
8 commas (had you written out the octillion correctly :p)
no commas

Project-Shadow 08-14-2003 12:31 AM

1/10th?

Tala 08-14-2003 12:34 AM

....well?

SilverTab 08-14-2003 12:34 AM

both wrong..hint, it's a "non-math" riddle! ;)

Tala 08-14-2003 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
both wrong..hint, it's a "non-math" riddle! ;)
:eek7

SilverTab 08-14-2003 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
:eek7
That's why I actually "wrote" the numbers...it's not a math thing..

SilverTab 08-14-2003 12:43 AM

ok fuck it I don't think anyone will find it LOL

Thousands is the first number with "a" in it....do the rest...so the answer is...!

Project-Shadow 08-14-2003 12:45 AM

Five dude.

Alphabet rules :P

Project-Shadow 08-14-2003 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent


that one was based on spelling though not pronounciation.

everyone says one hundred and one when talking. Spelled though it is in correct.

Has FAC gone to bed? :1orglaugh

Tala 08-14-2003 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
ok fuck it I don't think anyone will find it LOL

Thousands is the first number with "a" in it....do the rest...so the answer is...!

oh for fuck's sake. My answer wasn't as much of a stretch as that one!

Strife 08-14-2003 12:47 AM

Question: what goes up but never comes down?

Tala 08-14-2003 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strife
Question: what goes up but never comes down?
Taxes. :p

SilverTab 08-14-2003 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Project-Shadow
Five dude.

Alphabet rules :P

Hmm wrong LOL

KRosh 08-14-2003 12:50 AM

"what goes up but never comes down"


your age

DJRCyberAVS 08-14-2003 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strife
Question: what goes up but never comes down?
smoke/flames.

Tala 08-14-2003 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRosh
your age
your....ummm....age....yeah, that's it. :glugglug

SilverTab 08-14-2003 12:56 AM

ok damnit the answer was three (3)

Thousands : First number with A
Billion: First number with B
...

...
...

Eight : First number with G

ANSWER: 3: first number with H....

KRosh 08-14-2003 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
Thousand

Billion

Octillion

Hundred

One

Four

Eight

?

What goes next :)

(original one was
1,000
1,000,000,000
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
100
1
4
8
? But I tought it was almost impossible LOL)

I think you might have jacked this problem..LOL


thousand, billion, octillion, hundred, zero, four, eight, three

The value of an element is the first integer to contain that letter in its name. So the next element is five.

SilverTab 08-14-2003 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRosh


I think you might have jacked this problem..LOL


thousand, billion, octillion, hundred, zero, four, eight, three

The value of an element is the first integer to contain that letter in its name. So the next element is five.

Hehe tell that to the riddle site I found this on :winkwink:


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