My answer still stands. It takes more wood to make it as strong as a steel boat.

close enough. yeah steel is stronger than wood, you would require a shit load more wood to make it of equal strength.

...for government work.

One's made of Balsa wood?

balsa wouldnt matter to get answer. see above.

"Answering SteelTab"
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While travelling at sea, the man (who was a police officer) and the wife were shipwrecked on a deserted island. The man and his wife and a couple of other survivors decided to pair up and hunt for food. While the man and his wife were searching, the wife was attacked by a vicious animal and torn apart from limb to limb. If only he hadn't lost his gun in the ocean, he could have saved her. He returned to camp distrought at the loss of his wife, and waited for the others to return. When the others returned, they were excited because they had found an albatross. They cooked it up and convinced the man to eat enough to keep him alive. To his surprise, he really enjoyed the albatross. The survivors were rescued soon after. Months later the man, having a sudden craving for albatross, went to a restraunt and ordered up a plate. When he took a bite, it did not taste the same. A horrible revelation crept over him. Realizing the albatross on the island was not an albatross, but his dismembered wife, he could not go on living. He then proceeded to pull the gun from his pocket and shot himself in the head.
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Mwuhahaa

I switched words to slow down googlers.

Normally it is ship.

Here's the exact version (word to word)

A man sits down at a restaurant and orders a plate of Albatross (a large seagull). After tasting it, he proceeds to pull a gun out of his pocket and shoot himself in the head.

Since pound for pound steel is so much stronger than wood, the ship made of wood would require a great deal of more material for it to be of equal strength.

:1orglaugh






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I don't wanna waste my 1000th post in here... 0.o I haven't accomplished anything @ GFY :1orglaugh

How high do you have to count before you use the letter a in english, spelling a whole number?

That's what I said. :p

one-thousand

had to do it :)

no worries I will prolly blow my 2000 in here.

101

correct.

what about one hundred and one

Tala you were credited with the answer.

he was just posting the google shit after I explained what word I didnt use.

man that is hard to believe

that number would be spelled one hundred one.

I know, I'm being a pain in the patoot. :glugglug

you're too tricky ;)

its true.

cause it's one hundred one 101 not one hundred and one, meaning one thousand is the first whole number.

I agree, it's just an interesting fact I never heard of before :)

Wouldn't it of been ironic if that was my 1000'th post? :)

There are 4 men who "Have" to cross a log bridge "Right Now" !!!

They all begin on the SAME side.

You have 17 minutes to get all of them across to the OTHER side.
They all must be together on the OTHER side of the log bridge at the end of the 17 minutes.

It is night. There is ONE flashlight. A maximum of 2 people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, Must have the flashlight with them. The flashlight must be WALKED back and forth, it cannot be thrown, etc. Each man walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the rate of the SLOWER man's pace.

Man 1 - 1 minute to cross
Man 2 - 2 minutes to cross
Man 3 - 5 minutes to cross
Man 4 - 10 minutes to cross

LOL.. coming next.

I left that just for you hoping you would get it. damn.

*cries*

I cleaned out my shed, dragging things out and filling boxes with crap I had collected. While doing so I pulled out a bucket tthat weighed 52 ounces. I put somethings into the bucket and it weighed less. What?

Helium ballons tied to the bucket?

the shed weighed less?

that one just doesn't make sense.

AH re-read it... Holes.

:1orglaugh no...

This is a big sig thread for some.

no the bucket.

except my typo yes it does when ya get the answer.

ok got it.

but you took the bucket out of the shed so it would weigh less :Graucho

Can ya be a bit more clear here?

I put holes in the bucket, pretty clear.

Ah, gotcha.

Gotcha, gotcha..

At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."


What color suit is each man wearing?


No ones answering mine LOL

trying to make it so google people have hard time.

btw I saw that 1000 project shadow. nice delete.

green

Mr. Red is wearing the green suit, Mr. Blue is wearing the red suit, and Mr. Green is wearing the blue suit.

I got it right?

Thanks ^-^

green??

Just popped back in (Americans never 'pop' anywhere BTW ) to say - that's bollocks. We say one hundred and one. When did you ever hear a darts commentator say 'one hundred eighty'?It's 'one hundred AND eighty'.

And on that slightly controversial note - I'm really going to bed this time :)