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asuna · 11-25-2002, 12:36 AM

yes.. a good 10-20 pounds, lost too much weight over the past few weeks/months, and im alrady skinny... any tips? or shall i just eat like a pig for a few days??

Exxxotica · 11-25-2002, 12:38 AM

CDSmith · 11-25-2002, 12:38 AM

beemk · 11-25-2002, 12:38 AM

lift weights and eat a lot of protein. muscle weighs a lot. also eat like a pig. if you have to you can take weight gainer shakes. check any local gnc for some.

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asuna · 11-25-2002, 12:41 AM

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Jon · 11-25-2002, 12:43 AM

i got the same problem..

i can eat for days, and i wont gain an oz.
when im at the gym, i just tell the fat people i used to be fat like them until i started eating at Subway.

EscortBiz · 11-25-2002, 12:45 AM

Steroids is one way, 8 week cycle of sust and deca (search the engines) and workout and gain about 35lbs mostly muscle, cost = $1500

A Steak a day for 8 weeks and workout maybe gain 15-20lbs but you must workout harder to make sure it turns into muscle not so much fat cost $1400

asuna · 11-25-2002, 12:48 AM

we'll stay off the drugs for now... i haev hella fast metabolism.. thast prolly why i burn so muchof it... but i need to keep abit of it..
btw, eating mcdonald and harvey's everyday won't help, i used to do that in the summer.. mcdonalds almost twice a day for 2 1/2 months, didn't put on too much..

Voodoo · 11-25-2002, 12:48 AM

This is called the "Fatkins Diet"....

5lbs of butter
10lbs of bacon grease
1 side of beef
80 gallons of Whole Milk
55 Meat Lover's pizzas from PizzaHut.com
and a small diet coke.

If you eat this on a daily basis... you should start to gain some weight after no time at all.

EscortBiz · 11-25-2002, 12:49 AM

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dickblast · 11-25-2002, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
This is called the "Fatkins Diet"....

5lbs of butter
10lbs of bacon grease
1 side of beef
80 gallons of Whole Milk
55 Meat Lover's pizzas from PizzaHut.com
and a small diet coke.

If you eat this on a daily basis... you should start to gain some weight after no time at all.

sounds like the typical daily meal for someone who is 250+ lbs

i used 2 laugh at the fatties when i worked fast food whod super size a combo with a dbl chzbrger then get a DIET COKE

beemk · 11-25-2002, 12:55 AM

fuck drugs. i gained 35 pounds in about a year in 1/2 without drugs. all muscle. go get weight gainer shakes.

asuna · 11-25-2002, 12:58 AM

btw guys.. and girls... Im like 5"4.. 120 pounds... ;)

Voodoo · 11-25-2002, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
btw guys.. and girls... Im like 5"5.. 120 pounds... ;)

Post a pic.

beemk · 11-25-2002, 01:00 AM

always eat breakfast and eat right before you brush your teeth and go to bed.

asuna · 11-25-2002, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo

Post a pic.

hold on

BJ · 11-25-2002, 01:02 AM

BEEF SANDWICH!

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Mogul · 11-25-2002, 01:10 AM

You can have some of the fat on me

God damn many years of making mega bucks in porn sitting down and doing nothing killed me

Eat the bad carbs & sugars to gain

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asuna · 11-25-2002, 01:11 AM

can i have abit of the money too?

Hooterdog · 11-25-2002, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
Im like 5"4.. 120 pounds... ;)

I've shit bigger than that

asuna · 11-25-2002, 01:12 AM

heh.. hence the thread..

Candyman69 · 11-25-2002, 01:13 AM

increase caloric intake daily

eat 30% more with each meal

or the easy way i told my friend

eat normally thorugh the day, at nite , head to DQ, get a double cheeseburger meal and a large blizzard ahahah

Mogul · 11-25-2002, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
can i have abit of the money too?

haha no sorry. Not in the habit of handing it out

I do teach people how to earn it from time to time though.

Even the new guy can still make solid cash in today's industry.

Good luck on the cash and the weight.

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Mogul Networks Inc.

asuna · 11-25-2002, 01:17 AM

Need extra help with anythig then? ;) i WILL need extra money for all this junk i'll have to eat :P

Mogul · 11-25-2002, 01:20 AM

Not at this time, unless you are hot and want to do photo work

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asuna · 11-25-2002, 01:22 AM

icq me.. i'll message you tomorrow, im off to bed.. the hottness thing, chck out blury pic up there.... :P
but Im off to bed... nite all

beemk · 11-25-2002, 01:25 AM

dont forget to pig out before you go to bed. you will be just laying there so your body doesnt really burn calories when you sleep.

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Seb From Holland · 11-25-2002, 04:12 AM

Buy weight gaining pills and combine them with the right food and some exercise. Trust me, it works...

Seb.

beemk · 11-25-2002, 03:25 PM

wtf is a weight gaining pill?

Lane · 11-25-2002, 03:42 PM

most people complaining about not gaining weight and saying that they already eat a lot, actually dont.

i have met a lot of people like you, and believe me, you people dont eat much at all.. before i cut down my food intake, i would eat two footlongs at subway, or 2 double whooper meals at BK, or a 3lb steak in just one meal.. only way i wouldnt gain weight was to swim 50-60 miles per week, and i bet you dont burn that many calories anyway..

just eat a lot and eat healthy..

Kat - Fast · 11-25-2002, 05:38 PM

I used to eat 5 meals a day + breakfast and the heaviest I got was 138lbs - I don't worry so much about it now - people call me skinny - I call them fat.
Weight hinders acceleration.

asuna · 11-25-2002, 05:40 PM

yeah but im getting sick from all this... and it feels like shit

Pipecrew · 11-25-2002, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
most people complaining about not gaining weight and saying that they already eat a lot, actually dont.

i have met a lot of people like you, and believe me, you people dont eat much at all.. before i cut down my food intake, i would eat two footlongs at subway, or 2 double whooper meals at BK, or a 3lb steak in just one meal.. only way i wouldnt gain weight was to swim 50-60 miles per week, and i bet you dont burn that many calories anyway..

just eat a lot and eat healthy..

I can also eat two subs from subway and I do it about 4 times a week.......... I cant gain weight either, I am 6'0 165

asuna · 11-25-2002, 05:49 PM

5"4ish and 120 pounds.... so im worst off

mrthumbs · 11-25-2002, 05:49 PM

asuna · 11-25-2002, 05:50 PM

send those to me

goBigtime · 11-25-2002, 06:07 PM

Do the opposite of the low-carb diets.

Eat lots of bread, rice & potatoes.

You'll be a fatty in no time. No joke ;)

If you drink anything (water, soda, anything) make sure its room temp. Otherwise your body will burn calories converting it to room temp.

You could also drink some regular ensure. If you drink like 3 of those a day on top of eating tons of bread/rice etc... man. You'll gain 5lbs a week easy. =)

Theo · 11-25-2002, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
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KrazieSweets · 11-25-2002, 06:19 PM

asuna it depends on what kind of weight you want to gain muscle or fat...but since you are a short guy it would be easier to put on muscle then someone who is taller...i dunno why that i s just the way it works.. here is a sample diet from my club if you want to develop muscle

For a 2000 cal diet

Breakfast

Bally High Potency Multivitamin PLUS 3 capsules
Bagel 1 medium
Butter 1 tsp.
Egg whites-scrambled 3 medium
Instant oatmeal 1 pack
Water 8 oz.

AM Snack

Banana* 1 small
Bally Snack Right Bar 1 bar
Water 8 oz.

Lunch

Chicken breast** 4 oz.
Large garden salad 1
Lite salad dressing 2 tsp.
White rice 1 cup
Water 8 oz.

PM Snack

Bally B-Trim® shake 1 can
Dinner
Tuna-broiled** 4 oz.
White rice 1 cup
Mixed vegetables 1 cup
Water 8 oz.

Dinner

Tuna-broiled** 4 oz.
White rice 1 cup
Mixed vegetables 1 cup
Water 8 oz.

and for a 2500 a day diet

Breakfast

Bally High Potency Multivitamin PLUS 3 capsules
Bagel 1 medium
Egg-whites scrambled 3 medium
Oatmeal 1 cup
Water 8 oz.

AM Snack

Bally Energy Bar 1 bar
Water 8 oz.

Lunch

Chicken breast** 4 oz.
Medium garden salad 1 medium
Lite salad dressing 2 tsp.
White rice 1 cup
Water 8 oz.

PM Snack

Bally B-trim® shake 1 can
Banana* 1 small

Dinner

Salmon - broiled** 4 oz.
White rice 1 cup
Medium garden salad 1 medium
Lite salad dressing 3 tsp.
Mixed vegetables .5 cup
Water 1 cup

Evening Snack

Bally High Protein Bar 1

Good luck dude

FlyingIguana · 11-25-2002, 06:21 PM

work out. space out your meals and make sure you get 20-30 grams of protein every three hours. thats about 5 meals a day. if you're not eating that many meals you might not need a weight gainer shake. all depends on how many calories you take in.

or you can go on the famous flyingiguana diet. 3 times a day visit a different fast food joint. you'll gain weight in no time.

tree · 11-25-2002, 06:22 PM

beer.....its all about the beer.

and none of that light shit go get some guiness. even just a 6-pack a day will put it on you.

Theo · 11-25-2002, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazieSweets
asuna it depends on what kind of weight you want to gain muscle or fat...but since you are a short guy it would be easier to put on muscle then someone who is taller...i dunno why that i s just the way it works.. here is a sample diet from my club if you want to develop muscle

For a 2000 cal diet

Breakfast

Bally High Potency Multivitamin PLUS 3 capsules
Bagel 1 medium
Butter 1 tsp.
Egg whites-scrambled 3 medium
Instant oatmeal 1 pack
Water 8 oz.

AM Snack

Banana* 1 small
Bally Snack Right Bar 1 bar
Water 8 oz.

Lunch

Chicken breast** 4 oz.
Large garden salad 1
Lite salad dressing 2 tsp.
White rice 1 cup
Water 8 oz.

PM Snack

Bally B-Trim® shake 1 can
Dinner
Tuna-broiled** 4 oz.
White rice 1 cup
Mixed vegetables 1 cup
Water 8 oz.

Dinner

Tuna-broiled** 4 oz.
White rice 1 cup
Mixed vegetables 1 cup
Water 8 oz.

and for a 2500 a day diet

Breakfast

Bally High Potency Multivitamin PLUS 3 capsules
Bagel 1 medium
Egg-whites scrambled 3 medium
Oatmeal 1 cup
Water 8 oz.

AM Snack

Bally Energy Bar 1 bar
Water 8 oz.

Lunch

Chicken breast** 4 oz.
Medium garden salad 1 medium
Lite salad dressing 2 tsp.
White rice 1 cup
Water 8 oz.

PM Snack

Bally B-trim® shake 1 can
Banana* 1 small

Dinner

Salmon - broiled** 4 oz.
White rice 1 cup
Medium garden salad 1 medium
Lite salad dressing 3 tsp.
Mixed vegetables .5 cup
Water 1 cup

Evening Snack

Bally High Protein Bar 1

Good luck dude

starvation!

Caroline · 11-25-2002, 07:02 PM

the easiest way to gain weight: go in your basement, smoke a shitload of pot and down a couple of boxes of cereal. a good one like reeses peanutbutter puffs. do that every single night for about... oh a month. you will see! its like magic!

asuna · 11-25-2002, 07:05 PM

i need those like crazy, no weed either..
i'll give that diet a try.. oi'll change it abit tho...
plus my friend will get me some weight gian/protien shake thingie....

archer · 11-25-2002, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mogul
You can have some of the fat on me

God damn many years of making mega bucks in porn sitting down and doing nothing killed me

Eat the bad carbs & sugars to gain

Mogul
Mogul Networks Inc.

lol.... you can have some of my fat as well.

damn i hate skinny people who can't gain weight. I so much as look at a chocolate chip cookie and i gain 5 pounds

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11-25-2002, 06:07 PM	#42
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	Do the opposite of the low-carb diets. Eat lots of bread, rice & potatoes. You'll be a fatty in no time. No joke ;) If you drink anything (water, soda, anything) make sure its room temp. Otherwise your body will burn calories converting it to room temp. You could also drink some regular ensure. If you drink like 3 of those a day on top of eating tons of bread/rice etc... man. You'll gain 5lbs a week easy. =)