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  • asuna
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    • May 2002
    • 8743

    #1

    I need to GAIN weight.. help!

    yes.. a good 10-20 pounds, lost too much weight over the past few weeks/months, and im alrady skinny... any tips? or shall i just eat like a pig for a few days??
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    • Jan 2001
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    #2
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    • CDSmith
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      • May 2001
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      #3
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      • beemk
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        • Jan 2002
        • 20829

        #4
        lift weights and eat a lot of protein. muscle weighs a lot. also eat like a pig. if you have to you can take weight gainer shakes. check any local gnc for some.
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        • CDSmith
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          #5
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          • Hooterdog
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            • Mar 2002
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            #6
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            • asuna
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              • May 2002
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              #7
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              • Jon
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                • Jun 2002
                • 2578

                #8
                i got the same problem..

                i can eat for days, and i wont gain an oz.
                when im at the gym, i just tell the fat people i used to be fat like them until i started eating at Subway.
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                • EscortBiz
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                  • May 2002
                  • 19422

                  #9
                  Steroids is one way, 8 week cycle of sust and deca (search the engines) and workout and gain about 35lbs mostly muscle, cost = $1500

                  A Steak a day for 8 weeks and workout maybe gain 15-20lbs but you must workout harder to make sure it turns into muscle not so much fat cost $1400

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                  • asuna
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                    • May 2002
                    • 8743

                    #10
                    we'll stay off the drugs for now... i haev hella fast metabolism.. thast prolly why i burn so muchof it... but i need to keep abit of it..
                    btw, eating mcdonald and harvey's everyday won't help, i used to do that in the summer.. mcdonalds almost twice a day for 2 1/2 months, didn't put on too much..

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                    • Voodoo
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                      • Sep 2002
                      • 10600

                      #11
                      This is called the "Fatkins Diet"....

                      5lbs of butter
                      10lbs of bacon grease
                      1 side of beef
                      80 gallons of Whole Milk
                      55 Meat Lover's pizzas from PizzaHut.com
                      and a small diet coke.

                      If you eat this on a daily basis... you should start to gain some weight after no time at all.

                      "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                      • EscortBiz
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                        • May 2002
                        • 19422

                        #12
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                        • dickblast
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                          • Oct 2002
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Voodoo
                          This is called the "Fatkins Diet"....

                          5lbs of butter
                          10lbs of bacon grease
                          1 side of beef
                          80 gallons of Whole Milk
                          55 Meat Lover's pizzas from PizzaHut.com
                          and a small diet coke.

                          If you eat this on a daily basis... you should start to gain some weight after no time at all.
                          sounds like the typical daily meal for someone who is 250+ lbs

                          i used 2 laugh at the fatties when i worked fast food whod super size a combo with a dbl chzbrger then get a DIET COKE

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                          • beemk
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                            • Jan 2002
                            • 20829

                            #14
                            fuck drugs. i gained 35 pounds in about a year in 1/2 without drugs. all muscle. go get weight gainer shakes.
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                            • asuna
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                              • May 2002
                              • 8743

                              #15
                              btw guys.. and girls... Im like 5"4.. 120 pounds... ;)
                              Last edited by asuna; 11-24-2002, 11:00 PM.

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                              • Voodoo
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                                • Sep 2002
                                • 10600

                                #16
                                Originally posted by asuna
                                btw guys.. and girls... Im like 5"5.. 120 pounds... ;)
                                Post a pic.

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                                • beemk
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 20829

                                  #17
                                  always eat breakfast and eat right before you brush your teeth and go to bed.
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                                  • asuna
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                                    • May 2002
                                    • 8743

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Voodoo


                                    Post a pic.
                                    hold on

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                                    • BJ
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                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 5590

                                      #19
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                                      • Yassi
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                                        #20
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                                        • asuna
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                                          • May 2002
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                                          #21
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                                          • Mogul
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                                            • May 2001
                                            • 546

                                            #22
                                            You can have some of the fat on me

                                            God damn many years of making mega bucks in porn sitting down and doing nothing killed me

                                            Eat the bad carbs & sugars to gain

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                                            • asuna
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                                              • May 2002
                                              • 8743

                                              #23
                                              can i have abit of the money too?

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                                              • Hooterdog
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                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 602

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by asuna
                                                Im like 5"4.. 120 pounds... ;)
                                                I've shit bigger than that

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                                                • asuna
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 8743

                                                  #25
                                                  heh.. hence the thread..

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                                                  • Candyman69
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                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 764

                                                    #26
                                                    increase caloric intake daily

                                                    eat 30% more with each meal

                                                    or the easy way i told my friend

                                                    eat normally thorugh the day, at nite , head to DQ, get a double cheeseburger meal and a large blizzard ahahah
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                                                    • Mogul
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                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 546

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by asuna
                                                      can i have abit of the money too?

                                                      haha no sorry. Not in the habit of handing it out

                                                      I do teach people how to earn it from time to time though.

                                                      Even the new guy can still make solid cash in today's industry.

                                                      Good luck on the cash and the weight.

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                                                      • asuna
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                                                        • May 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        Need extra help with anythig then? ;) i WILL need extra money for all this junk i'll have to eat :P

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                                                        • Mogul
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                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 546

                                                          #29
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                                                          • asuna
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                                                            • May 2002
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • beemk
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                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 20829

                                                              #31
                                                              dont forget to pig out before you go to bed. you will be just laying there so your body doesnt really burn calories when you sleep.
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                                                              • Mogul
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                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 546

                                                                #32
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                                                                • Seb From Holland
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                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 2747

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Buy weight gaining pills and combine them with the right food and some exercise. Trust me, it works...

                                                                  Seb.

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                                                                  • beemk
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                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 20829

                                                                    #34
                                                                    wtf is a weight gaining pill?
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                                                                    • Lane
                                                                      Will code for food...
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 8496

                                                                      #35
                                                                      most people complaining about not gaining weight and saying that they already eat a lot, actually dont.

                                                                      i have met a lot of people like you, and believe me, you people dont eat much at all.. before i cut down my food intake, i would eat two footlongs at subway, or 2 double whooper meals at BK, or a 3lb steak in just one meal.. only way i wouldnt gain weight was to swim 50-60 miles per week, and i bet you dont burn that many calories anyway..

                                                                      just eat a lot and eat healthy..

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                                                                      • Kat - Fast
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                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 2303

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I used to eat 5 meals a day + breakfast and the heaviest I got was 138lbs - I don't worry so much about it now - people call me skinny - I call them fat.
                                                                        Weight hinders acceleration.

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                                                                        • asuna
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                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 8743

                                                                          #37
                                                                          yeah but im getting sick from all this... and it feels like shit

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                                                                          • Pipecrew
                                                                            Master of Gfy.com
                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 14888

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Lane
                                                                            most people complaining about not gaining weight and saying that they already eat a lot, actually dont.

                                                                            i have met a lot of people like you, and believe me, you people dont eat much at all.. before i cut down my food intake, i would eat two footlongs at subway, or 2 double whooper meals at BK, or a 3lb steak in just one meal.. only way i wouldnt gain weight was to swim 50-60 miles per week, and i bet you dont burn that many calories anyway..

                                                                            just eat a lot and eat healthy..
                                                                            I can also eat two subs from subway and I do it about 4 times a week.......... I cant gain weight either, I am 6'0 165

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                                                                            • asuna
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                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                              • 8743

                                                                              #39
                                                                              5"4ish and 120 pounds.... so im worst off

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                                                                              • mrthumbs
                                                                                salad tossing sig guy
                                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                                • 11702

                                                                                #40

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                                                                                • asuna
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                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 8743

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  send those to me

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                                                                                  • goBigtime
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                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                    • 7761

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Do the opposite of the low-carb diets.

                                                                                    Eat lots of bread, rice & potatoes.

                                                                                    You'll be a fatty in no time. No joke ;)

                                                                                    If you drink anything (water, soda, anything) make sure its room temp. Otherwise your body will burn calories converting it to room temp.

                                                                                    You could also drink some regular ensure. If you drink like 3 of those a day on top of eating tons of bread/rice etc... man. You'll gain 5lbs a week easy. =)

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                                                                                    • Theo
                                                                                      HAL 9000
                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 34515

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by asuna
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                                                                                      oh come on,give it a try!

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                                                                                      • KrazieSweets
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                                        • 1060

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        asuna it depends on what kind of weight you want to gain muscle or fat...but since you are a short guy it would be easier to put on muscle then someone who is taller...i dunno why that i s just the way it works.. here is a sample diet from my club if you want to develop muscle

                                                                                        For a 2000 cal diet

                                                                                        Breakfast

                                                                                        Bally High Potency Multivitamin PLUS 3 capsules
                                                                                        Bagel 1 medium
                                                                                        Butter 1 tsp.
                                                                                        Egg whites-scrambled 3 medium
                                                                                        Instant oatmeal 1 pack
                                                                                        Water 8 oz.

                                                                                        AM Snack

                                                                                        Banana* 1 small
                                                                                        Bally Snack Right Bar 1 bar
                                                                                        Water 8 oz.

                                                                                        Lunch

                                                                                        Chicken breast** 4 oz.
                                                                                        Large garden salad 1
                                                                                        Lite salad dressing 2 tsp.
                                                                                        White rice 1 cup
                                                                                        Water 8 oz.

                                                                                        PM Snack

                                                                                        Bally B-TrimĀ® shake 1 can
                                                                                        Dinner
                                                                                        Tuna-broiled** 4 oz.
                                                                                        White rice 1 cup
                                                                                        Mixed vegetables 1 cup
                                                                                        Water 8 oz.

                                                                                        Dinner

                                                                                        Tuna-broiled** 4 oz.
                                                                                        White rice 1 cup
                                                                                        Mixed vegetables 1 cup
                                                                                        Water 8 oz.


                                                                                        and for a 2500 a day diet

                                                                                        Breakfast

                                                                                        Bally High Potency Multivitamin PLUS 3 capsules
                                                                                        Bagel 1 medium
                                                                                        Egg-whites scrambled 3 medium
                                                                                        Oatmeal 1 cup
                                                                                        Water 8 oz.

                                                                                        AM Snack

                                                                                        Bally Energy Bar 1 bar
                                                                                        Water 8 oz.

                                                                                        Lunch

                                                                                        Chicken breast** 4 oz.
                                                                                        Medium garden salad 1 medium
                                                                                        Lite salad dressing 2 tsp.
                                                                                        White rice 1 cup
                                                                                        Water 8 oz.

                                                                                        PM Snack

                                                                                        Bally B-trimĀ® shake 1 can
                                                                                        Banana* 1 small

                                                                                        Dinner

                                                                                        Salmon - broiled** 4 oz.
                                                                                        White rice 1 cup
                                                                                        Medium garden salad 1 medium
                                                                                        Lite salad dressing 3 tsp.
                                                                                        Mixed vegetables .5 cup
                                                                                        Water 1 cup

                                                                                        Evening Snack

                                                                                        Bally High Protein Bar 1


                                                                                        Good luck dude

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                                                                                        • FlyingIguana
                                                                                          aspiring banker
                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                          • 10870

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          work out. space out your meals and make sure you get 20-30 grams of protein every three hours. thats about 5 meals a day. if you're not eating that many meals you might not need a weight gainer shake. all depends on how many calories you take in.

                                                                                          or you can go on the famous flyingiguana diet. 3 times a day visit a different fast food joint. you'll gain weight in no time.

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                                                                                          • tree
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                                                            • 1601

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            beer.....its all about the beer.

                                                                                            and none of that light shit go get some guiness. even just a 6-pack a day will put it on you.

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                                                                                            • Theo
                                                                                              HAL 9000
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 34515

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by KrazieSweets
                                                                                              asuna it depends on what kind of weight you want to gain muscle or fat...but since you are a short guy it would be easier to put on muscle then someone who is taller...i dunno why that i s just the way it works.. here is a sample diet from my club if you want to develop muscle

                                                                                              For a 2000 cal diet

                                                                                              Breakfast

                                                                                              Bally High Potency Multivitamin PLUS 3 capsules
                                                                                              Bagel 1 medium
                                                                                              Butter 1 tsp.
                                                                                              Egg whites-scrambled 3 medium
                                                                                              Instant oatmeal 1 pack
                                                                                              Water 8 oz.

                                                                                              AM Snack

                                                                                              Banana* 1 small
                                                                                              Bally Snack Right Bar 1 bar
                                                                                              Water 8 oz.

                                                                                              Lunch

                                                                                              Chicken breast** 4 oz.
                                                                                              Large garden salad 1
                                                                                              Lite salad dressing 2 tsp.
                                                                                              White rice 1 cup
                                                                                              Water 8 oz.

                                                                                              PM Snack

                                                                                              Bally B-TrimĀ® shake 1 can
                                                                                              Dinner
                                                                                              Tuna-broiled** 4 oz.
                                                                                              White rice 1 cup
                                                                                              Mixed vegetables 1 cup
                                                                                              Water 8 oz.

                                                                                              Dinner

                                                                                              Tuna-broiled** 4 oz.
                                                                                              White rice 1 cup
                                                                                              Mixed vegetables 1 cup
                                                                                              Water 8 oz.


                                                                                              and for a 2500 a day diet

                                                                                              Breakfast

                                                                                              Bally High Potency Multivitamin PLUS 3 capsules
                                                                                              Bagel 1 medium
                                                                                              Egg-whites scrambled 3 medium
                                                                                              Oatmeal 1 cup
                                                                                              Water 8 oz.

                                                                                              AM Snack

                                                                                              Bally Energy Bar 1 bar
                                                                                              Water 8 oz.

                                                                                              Lunch

                                                                                              Chicken breast** 4 oz.
                                                                                              Medium garden salad 1 medium
                                                                                              Lite salad dressing 2 tsp.
                                                                                              White rice 1 cup
                                                                                              Water 8 oz.

                                                                                              PM Snack

                                                                                              Bally B-trimĀ® shake 1 can
                                                                                              Banana* 1 small

                                                                                              Dinner

                                                                                              Salmon - broiled** 4 oz.
                                                                                              White rice 1 cup
                                                                                              Medium garden salad 1 medium
                                                                                              Lite salad dressing 3 tsp.
                                                                                              Mixed vegetables .5 cup
                                                                                              Water 1 cup

                                                                                              Evening Snack

                                                                                              Bally High Protein Bar 1


                                                                                              Good luck dude
                                                                                              starvation!

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                                                                                              • Caroline
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                • 405

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                the easiest way to gain weight: go in your basement, smoke a shitload of pot and down a couple of boxes of cereal. a good one like reeses peanutbutter puffs. do that every single night for about... oh a month. you will see! its like magic!

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                                                                                                • asuna
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                  • 8743

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  i need those like crazy, no weed either..
                                                                                                  i'll give that diet a try.. oi'll change it abit tho...
                                                                                                  plus my friend will get me some weight gian/protien shake thingie....

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                                                                                                  • archer
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                                                    • 1721

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Mogul
                                                                                                    You can have some of the fat on me

                                                                                                    God damn many years of making mega bucks in porn sitting down and doing nothing killed me

                                                                                                    Eat the bad carbs & sugars to gain

                                                                                                    Mogul
                                                                                                    Mogul Networks Inc.
                                                                                                    lol.... you can have some of my fat as well.

                                                                                                    damn i hate skinny people who can't gain weight. I so much as look at a chocolate chip cookie and i gain 5 pounds
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