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MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 02:33 PM

why the hell do you own a gun? do you sell crack? do you have to roll around town and pick up money from crackheads?

although some of you fat asses may answer yes to that, other then that WHY OWN A GUN?

does it make up for your small penis when you walk out into the woods and shoot a Buc, walk up to it and stare at its giant deer penis and try to pretend you're not gay?

well you're gay if you own a gun!

ready lube · 03-14-2006, 02:34 PM

What about knives?

MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 02:35 PM

i'm an exception i own 2 rifles just because they were passed down to me, but i have a very very meaty genital area.

polish_aristocrat · 03-14-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ready lube

What about knives?

and expensive cars ;)

Phoenix · 03-14-2006, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i'm an exception i own 2 rifles just because they were passed down to me, but i have a very very meaty genital area.

wtf..lol

i secretly want a hand gun just to keep in my bedroom....does that mean my dick is going to be smaller if i get one?

MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ready lube

What about knives?

Are you asian? do you have to roll around and pretend like you're still in china?

are you a chef, do you sit there and chop food all day? do you ever look at carrots or celery and when the manager isnt look break a piece off and leave it in your asshole for the night?

knives are more retarted then guns, i dont even use knives in the kitchen, my hands and so fast i just chop everything with them.

SilentKnight · 03-14-2006, 02:37 PM

Two crossbows here - silent, deadly...and best of all the 'ammo' is re-usable.

EdgeXXX · 03-14-2006, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

why the hell do you own a gun? do you sell crack? do you have to roll around town and pick up money from crackheads?

although some of you fat asses may answer yes to that, other then that WHY OWN A GUN?

does it make up for your small penis when you walk out into the woods and shoot a Buc, walk up to it and stare at its giant deer penis and try to pretend you're not gay?

well you're gay if you own a gun!

Wow... if you are serious, that is quite possibly the single stupidest thing that I have ever read... congratulations.

ready lube · 03-14-2006, 02:38 PM

Fast hands are definitely an asset!

Fred Quimby · 03-14-2006, 02:38 PM

When you grow up and have a home and property to protect,,,you'll understand.

MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

wtf..lol

i secretly want a hand gun just to keep in my bedroom....does that mean my dick is going to be smaller if i get one?

yes it does, as soon as you get that gun your penile area will shrink 10 fold.

why do you need a gun under your pillow? do you owe someone money? do you load it up and masterbate looking at yourself in the mirror while holding the gun.

obviously, because as previously proven in this thread everyone who owns a gun is gay (accept me i am an expception, my groinile area is huge)

KRosh · 03-14-2006, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i'm an exception i own 2 rifles just because they were passed down to me, but i have a very very meaty genital area.

hmmm hypocrite

I have quite a few guns because I am a collector. I love to target shoot also it's a great sport.

the reason I used to carry a handgun was because I worked night clubs and I was a manager of a retail store. For both jobs I had thousands of dollars in cash that I would have to take to the bank and deposit.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-14-2006, 02:40 PM

i have several guns, so i can shoot people that call me gay for owning a gun

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MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

When you grow up and have a home and property to protect,,,you'll understand.

i already told you i own a gun, can you read? does having a signature make you feel better around mortgage time? do you post more around that time? you know "counting the quarter" kind of thing?

MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KRosh

hmmm hypocrite

I have quite a few guns because I am a collector. I love to target shoot also it's a great sport.

the reason I used to carry a handgun was because I worked night clubs and I was a manager of a retail store. For both jobs I had thousands of dollars in cash that I would have to take to the bank and deposit.

hypocrite!? hypocrite!? i am just going to keep typing hypocrite!? hypocrite!?

ahhh i am a collector of various anal beads and latex underwear, me and Phoenix pose infront of mirrors naked together, banishing our guns,

he always looks at my penis and says in a british accent "hello Mr. Bond" then we laugh, and drink wine all night, naked, with our guns, SAFE.

Violetta · 03-14-2006, 02:43 PM

I have never ever seen a real gun! No one in norway has one..

Anthony · 03-14-2006, 02:44 PM

<<< Asian, and owns 15 guns.

Definately has small penis.

After Shock Media · 03-14-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

why the hell do you own a gun? do you sell crack? do you have to roll around town and pick up money from crackheads?

although some of you fat asses may answer yes to that, other then that WHY OWN A GUN?

does it make up for your small penis when you walk out into the woods and shoot a Buc, walk up to it and stare at its giant deer penis and try to pretend you're not gay?

well you're gay if you own a gun!

I own a gun because I can. I also own a gun purely for home protection. No I do not have a vault full of them, and no I do not have hand guns.
Nope I do not sell crack.
Yes I have to roll around town, and the house and everywhere else I go. It is a wheelchair thing. Though I do not have to pick up money from crackheads.

Hmm I am also not a fat ass, actually I am under weight.
Why own a gun?
Police response times are shamefully slow.
Non criminals having firearms statistically lower crime rates.
It is a right I have to do so.
I really dislike skunks and opossums and therefore must shoot them.
I am an easy target being in a wheelchair and it is a good form of protection since I really can not fight well or just run away.
It pisses off Canadians and Europeans who just do not understand.
You have seen how well our Government handles natural disasters, so lets just call it an insurance policy.

My penis is average, and again I can not walk so no it does not help me in the woods when shooting a buc. I would like to find out how a firearm leads to homosexuality though, that is a new one. Does a lack of a firearm lead to mental retardation, cause well read your own post.

Fred Quimby · 03-14-2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i already told you i own a gun, can you read? does having a signature make you feel better around mortgage time? do you post more around that time? you know "counting the quarter" kind of thing?

Ha ha ha

The last time I actully did work was right before christmass.

And yes,,,my cock is only 2 inches
But my mom and gym teacher always told me that was really big.

GlydeGirl · 03-14-2006, 02:46 PM

What a pathetic sig whore topic! Many thinking people own guns for a variety of reasonable reasons. Was somebody bored this afternoon?

Fred Quimby · 03-14-2006, 02:46 PM

OWNED,,,your 2nd post was supposed to be your other name

Matt 26z · 03-14-2006, 02:46 PM

People have guns to protect themselves from other people who have them.

You can either dial 911 and wait 10-15 minutes for someone to bring a gun, or have your own ready to go on the spot. You choose.

MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

What a pathetic sig whore topic!

o yes, i just cashed in tons of money from this thread.

HAHAHAHAH i am rich!

BANK shot

Lace · 03-14-2006, 02:47 PM

Ive got plenty of guns...Doesn't mean Im not well endowd.

I go hunting, as well as go to the range every so often to target shoot...Its a sport to me.

Phoenix · 03-14-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

hypocrite!? hypocrite!? i am just going to keep typing hypocrite!? hypocrite!?

ahhh i am a collector of various anal beads and latex underwear, me and Phoenix pose infront of mirrors naked together, banishing our guns,

he always looks at my penis and says in a british accent "hello Mr. Bond" then we laugh, and drink wine all night, naked, with our guns, SAFE.

holy fuck man..lol
i just about pissed myself

MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

OWNED,,,your 2nd post was supposed to be your other name

wtf are you talking about? are you talking to me, or just out of your ass?

ready lube · 03-14-2006, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

People have guns to protect themselves from other people who have them.

You can either dial 911 and wait 10-15 minutes for someone to bring a gun, or have your own ready to go on the spot. You choose.

I like to be ready at all times.

MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lace

Ive got plenty of guns...Doesn't mean Im not well endowd.

I go hunting, as well as go to the range every so often to target shoot...Its a sport to me.

i am just wondering, i have never been hunting,

after shooting a Buck do you ever cut off its penis and put it infront of your crotch area swinging it back and forth?

what do you do with that thing?

SmokeyTheBear · 03-14-2006, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I own a gun because I can. I also own a gun purely for home protection. No I do not have a vault full of them, and no I do not have hand guns.
Nope I do not sell crack.
Yes I have to roll around town, and the house and everywhere else I go. It is a wheelchair thing. Though I do not have to pick up money from crackheads.

Hmm I am also not a fat ass, actually I am under weight.
Why own a gun?
Police response times are shamefully slow.
Non criminals having firearms statistically lower crime rates.
It is a right I have to do so.
I really dislike skunks and opossums and therefore must shoot them.
I am an easy target being in a wheelchair and it is a good form of protection since I really can not fight well or just run away.
It pisses off Canadians and Europeans who just do not understand.
You have seen how well our Government handles natural disasters, so lets just call it an insurance policy.

My penis is average, and again I can not walk so no it does not help me in the woods when shooting a buc. I would like to find out how a firearm leads to homosexuality though, that is a new one. Does a lack of a firearm lead to mental retardation, cause well read your own post.

i never knew you were in a wheelchair.. i need to bend you ear some time..

Can i ask you a question ?

How long have you been in a wheelchair ?

Are you paralyzed ?

Do you think there should be an improvemtn in wheelchairs ? what kind of chair do you own ? does it satisfy you ?

MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

i never knew you were in a wheelchair.. i need to bend you ear some time..

Can i ask you a question ?

How long have you been in a wheelchair ?

Are you paralyzed ?

Do you think there should be an improvemtn in wheelchairs ? what kind of chair do you own ? does it satisfy you ?

smokey you're a funny one.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-14-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

smokey you're a funny one.

how so , i really want to know , i have always wanted to know of such things..

stickyfingerz · 03-14-2006, 02:54 PM

Hmm I think Tommy Lee owns guns. Seems your theory has gone askew.

After Shock Media · 03-14-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

i never knew you were in a wheelchair.. i need to bend you ear some time..

Can i ask you a question ?

How long have you been in a wheelchair ?

Are you paralyzed ?

Do you think there should be an improvemtn in wheelchairs ? what kind of chair do you own ? does it satisfy you ?

Here ya go smokey http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=586713

travs · 03-14-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

but i have a very very meaty genital area.

pics please

Nylz · 03-14-2006, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by travs

pics please

I concur...

reginaldo · 03-14-2006, 04:00 PM

i don't own any guns... and my dream in life is to be exactly like you... does that make my penis bigger?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-14-2006, 04:04 PM

I have a very big penis and lots of fire arms..

WarChild · 03-14-2006, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

why the hell do you own a gun? do you sell crack? do you have to roll around town and pick up money from crackheads?

I'm white, I have money and I live in a third world country. I train Jiu Jitsu, and I go to the gym often, but that's not enough when a group of thugs rolls up on your alone, in your vehicle. I'm not a fan of handing shit over to lazy fucks, so I carry a gun.

The fact that you're thinking about the size of other men's penises says more about you than it does any gun owner.

The Truth Hurts · 03-14-2006, 04:12 PM

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

that's why.

JD · 03-14-2006, 04:14 PM

Like After Shock Media said, I own one because I can. I don't sell crack/slang hookers/etc/etc but knowing that there's assholes out there WITH guns, looking to ROB/KILL me, having a gun makes me feel safer. Not just for my own life but my loved ones as well. If shooting some prick in the chest 3 times keeps my girl/friends/family safe then so be it. Just don't be that asshole and you're fine.

colpanic · 03-14-2006, 04:18 PM

How do you defend yourself from all the penguins where you live?

MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I'm white, I have money and I live in a third world country. I train Jiu Jitsu, and I go to the gym often, but that's not enough when a group of thugs rolls up on your alone, in your vehicle. I'm not a fan of handing shit over to lazy fucks, so I carry a gun.

The fact that you're thinking about the size of other men's penises says more about you than it does any gun owner.

wow you know Jiu Jitsu, i know how to use my sword like a true knight, do you want to play swords with me?

MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by colpanic

How do you defend yourself from all the penguins where you live?

i use stupid americans as my bat.

pornguy · 03-14-2006, 04:23 PM

I dont own guns anymore, But I used to have two. I will be buying a new bow sometime soon. And I actually pretty good with them.

TheSenator · 03-14-2006, 04:24 PM

This thread is useless without cock and gun side by side.

eddie-executive · 03-14-2006, 04:24 PM

Most gun owners say its for "protection" but how man gun owners would actually fire back after being shot at?

50 cent was shot 9 times and didnt even pull off once. He was ducking or trying to get away from being shot. Also the guy ran up behind his car and shot at him. Guess that "protection" helped him

Same with 2pac his car was shot up didn't even see it coming. Just 2 examples that come to mind.

Stop watching the terminator your not shootin shit

JD · 03-14-2006, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Most gun owners say its for "protection" but how man gun owners would actually fire back after being shot at?

50 cent was shot 9 times and didnt even pull off once. He was ducking or trying to get away from being shot. Also the guy ran up behind his car and shot at him. Guess that "protection" helped him

Same with 2pac his car was shot up didn't even see it coming. Just 2 examples that come to mind.

Stop watching the terminator your not shootin shit

unlike most people I've actually shot back

Rochard · 03-14-2006, 04:41 PM

I'm hung like a can of pringles and I don't own a gun.

nofx · 03-14-2006, 04:42 PM

guns are for protection

colpanic · 03-14-2006, 05:17 PM

I own a shotgun. Not the type of think you go running around town with, so I think it's a bit different than owning a pistol.

IMO, if you are really wanting a weapon for home defense, a 12 gauge is the only legit way to go. #1, you pretty much can't miss from 15 feet away. #2, you are unlikely to kill your neighbors by shooting through their wall.

and #3, the sound of a shotgun being loaded would have to be one of the most terrifying noises you could hear if breaking into a house.

What does this have to do with dicks anyway?

Just be glad we Americans own guns.. Otherwise you'd be living in Canadastan by now

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	If you own a gun you probably have a small cock: why the hell do you own a gun? do you sell crack? do you have to roll around town and pick up money from crackheads? although some of you fat asses may answer yes to that, other then that WHY OWN A GUN? does it make up for your small penis when you walk out into the woods and shoot a Buc, walk up to it and stare at its giant deer penis and try to pretend you're not gay? well you're gay if you own a gun!

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i'm an exception i own 2 rifles just because they were passed down to me, but i have a very very meaty genital area.

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JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	Like After Shock Media said, I own one because I can. I don't sell crack/slang hookers/etc/etc but knowing that there's assholes out there WITH guns, looking to ROB/KILL me, having a gun makes me feel safer. Not just for my own life but my loved ones as well. If shooting some prick in the chest 3 times keeps my girl/friends/family safe then so be it. Just don't be that asshole and you're fine.

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eddie-executive Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,061	Most gun owners say its for "protection" but how man gun owners would actually fire back after being shot at? 50 cent was shot 9 times and didnt even pull off once. He was ducking or trying to get away from being shot. Also the guy ran up behind his car and shot at him. Guess that "protection" helped him Same with 2pac his car was shot up didn't even see it coming. Just 2 examples that come to mind. Stop watching the terminator your not shootin shit __________________ Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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colpanic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,007	I own a shotgun. Not the type of think you go running around town with, so I think it's a bit different than owning a pistol. IMO, if you are really wanting a weapon for home defense, a 12 gauge is the only legit way to go. #1, you pretty much can't miss from 15 feet away. #2, you are unlikely to kill your neighbors by shooting through their wall. and #3, the sound of a shotgun being loaded would have to be one of the most terrifying noises you could hear if breaking into a house. What does this have to do with dicks anyway? Just be glad we Americans own guns.. Otherwise you'd be living in Canadastan by now __________________ I like ducks.