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CyberHustler · 03-14-2006, 05:20 PM

I got a 380...But i live in the Bronx, so I need it.

Furious_Male · 03-14-2006, 05:25 PM

I have a rifle handed down to me by my late father. That is about it. If I decided I wanted a gun it would simply be for target practice (I live in an area where it is real popular. They must all be gays with small cocls).

tranza · 03-14-2006, 05:25 PM

I couldn't agree more with Metaman (probably the first time I said this).

PixeLs · 03-14-2006, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

guns are for protection

Exactly. You can't say you are 100% safe even if you are inside your house nowadays.

tristan_D · 03-14-2006, 06:18 PM

is the size of the gun you own inversely proportional to the size of your cock?

sicone · 03-14-2006, 06:21 PM

I have several guns/rifles. Shit no wonder the ladies always laugh at me

minusonebit · 03-14-2006, 06:40 PM

I have a big cock and I own guns. Why? For protection from thieves for one, not to mention, I want to be able to defend myself when Bush's Iron Guard comes for me.

Nubiles · 03-14-2006, 06:43 PM

Do water guns count?

Kre8t0r · 03-14-2006, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

that's why.

Shoot the Canadian!

sonofsam · 03-14-2006, 06:44 PM

people who sell crack and pick up money from crackheads don't drive around with guns

sperbonzo · 03-14-2006, 06:57 PM

Interestingly, Canada, with all of it's strict gun control laws, now has 50% MORE crime than the US.

Good luck with that "People shouldn't carry guns" crap.

There are now 32 states that are "right to carry" and in EVERY single case, crime DROPPED significantly after the concealed carry laws passed.

Malicious Biz · 03-14-2006, 07:01 PM

I hunt. With guns.

You're not a true meat eater unless you've taken the life of an animal, skinned it, gutted, and eaten it.

Grapesoda · 03-14-2006, 07:14 PM

I got a gun because I was running ads in the LA papers for models . . . had many problems from the 'south central' crowd . . so I got a gun, then I decided not to shoot the 'south central' crowd, but I still have the gun . . . my penis is just fine. thanks for asking . .

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 03-14-2006, 07:20 PM

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the gun toting men to keep and bear minuscule, freaky looking penises shall not be infringed.

MetaMan · 03-14-2006, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

people who sell crack and pick up money from crackheads don't drive around with guns

ya ok buddy, because your internet friend who sell drugs to your other computer friends sure know!

you must be a fucking idiot.

d_train · 03-14-2006, 07:42 PM

I think guns, especially when they're displayed around the house like the rifles, attract more danger

rodney25 · 03-15-2006, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

why the hell do you own a gun? do you sell crack? do you have to roll around town and pick up money from crackheads?

although some of you fat asses may answer yes to that, other then that WHY OWN A GUN?

does it make up for your small penis when you walk out into the woods and shoot a Buc, walk up to it and stare at its giant deer penis and try to pretend you're not gay?

well you're gay if you own a gun!

just for protection

PussyTeenies · 03-15-2006, 01:30 AM

guns dont kill people.. wrapperz do :D

detoxed · 03-15-2006, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

why the hell do you own a gun? do you sell crack? do you have to roll around town and pick up money from crackheads?

although some of you fat asses may answer yes to that, other then that WHY OWN A GUN?

does it make up for your small penis when you walk out into the woods and shoot a Buc, walk up to it and stare at its giant deer penis and try to pretend you're not gay?

well you're gay if you own a gun!

your mind sucks

scardog · 03-15-2006, 06:45 AM

two things.

Metaman must love huge cock, otherwise the size of another man's cock would be of no concern to him. It's okay if you prefer to suck a big cock, you like what you like. Some people like to own guns to protect their home and safety.

Also, metaman's home is probably a good candidate for home invasion, since the criminals don't have to worry about getting shot there. Hopefully if his home were invaded the police would get there in time to draw an outline with chalk around him, and put police tape on his front door. ;)

Tricksy · 03-15-2006, 07:56 AM

Men just like games and toys... and a gun for many is a toy... nice dangerous toy.

MakingItPay · 03-15-2006, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tricksy

Men just like games and toys... and a gun for many is a toy... nice dangerous toy.

A gun is a tool. Some use it for entertainment. But most grown up toys are dangerous. You don't want to take away everything that is dangerous do you?

Teodora · 03-15-2006, 09:16 AM

having a private gun is prohibited in our country and i'm happy with it! If someone goes crazy here they hardly ever have the opportunity to grab a gun and shoot dozens of people on the street... it should be banned in all countries

Furious_Male · 03-15-2006, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

I hunt. With guns.

You're not a true meat eater unless you've taken the life of an animal, skinned it, gutted, and eaten it.

Raw right off the bone in the middle of the field.

u-Bob · 03-15-2006, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

<<< Asian, and owns 15 guns.

Definately has small penis.

15 guns means you've got 15 smalls cocks.

scardog · 03-15-2006, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teodora

having a private gun is prohibited in our country and i'm happy with it! If someone goes crazy here they hardly ever have the opportunity to grab a gun and shoot dozens of people on the street... it should be banned in all countries

We prefer freedom here in the USA. We will risk a crazy guy from time to time to have the freedom of choice. If a guy goes crazy, and everybody had their gun with them, then he wouldn't get too many shots off.

They should consider outlawing cars, knives, and dangerous sports in your country too, since so many people get killed or hurt in accidents. Maybe the government should come over and cut your steak in little pieces so you don't get choked.

Not here baby! We are all grown up, and can live with risk as long as we are free to do what we want.

MetaMan · 03-15-2006, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scardog

Also, metaman's home is probably a good candidate for home invasion, since the criminals don't have to worry about getting shot there. Hopefully if his home were invaded the police would get there in time to draw an outline with chalk around him, and put police tape on his front door. ;)

read you stupid mother fucker, i said i own 2 rifles,

geeze, 99% of you are to stupid to even read.

if you're so hardcore come and break into my house, are you threatening death on me? i would dare you to come within 2 feet of me, no one and i mean no one threatens death on me.

sperbonzo · 03-15-2006, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teodora

having a private gun is prohibited in our country and i'm happy with it! If someone goes crazy here they hardly ever have the opportunity to grab a gun and shoot dozens of people on the street... it should be banned in all countries

The reason that guns were banned in your country was so that your Soviet overlords could keep control of you and your people couldn't do anything about it.

no thanks....

Jakke PNG · 03-15-2006, 12:02 PM

You don't need to own a gun to have a small penis. I don't have a single gun and I have a very small pecker indeed.

fetishblog · 03-15-2006, 12:06 PM

My job requires me to carry a gun so

.

wedouglas · 03-15-2006, 12:08 PM

What is you have a sword? Like one of those sweet Japanese ancient ones?

scardog · 03-15-2006, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

read you stupid mother fucker, i said i own 2 rifles,

geeze, 99% of you are to stupid to even read.

if you're so hardcore come and break into my house, are you threatening death on me? i would dare you to come within 2 feet of me, no one and i mean no one threatens death on me.

This is the title of your thread!

If you own a gun you probably have a small cock

Oh, you do own a gun. Who is the stupid motherfucker here?

Nobody is threatening you you asshat. Somebody wants to own a handgun and you want to rip him for it? If you want a guy with a big cock, then just ask if he has a big dick. It's simple.

Madame0120 · 03-15-2006, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

why the hell do you own a gun?
well you're gay if you own a gun!

I can lock and load my short barrel Mossberg in a dark closet.

However, my dick is HUGE

MetaMan · 03-15-2006, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scardog

This is the title of your thread!

If you own a gun you probably have a small cock

Oh, you do own a gun. Who is the stupid motherfucker here?

Nobody is threatening you you asshat. Somebody wants to own a handgun and you want to rip him for it? If you want a guy with a big cock, then just ask if he has a big dick. It's simple.

read the thread cockholster, i am not going to spell it out for you, or maybe i will.

Y O U R ' E S T U P I D

scardog · 03-15-2006, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

read the thread cockholster, i am not going to spell it out for you, or maybe i will.

Y O U R ' E S T U P I D

Best of luck with your big cock search dip shit!

Rebecca Love · 03-15-2006, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

i have several guns, so i can shoot people that call me gay for owning a gun

:

Classic!

adultfora · 03-15-2006, 06:12 PM

hmm... do i have the smallest dick in t he world then??
i do not own this, but have one daily to use

pr0 · 03-15-2006, 06:14 PM

I dunno about you guys....

But i own assault rifles incase the british try to tax my tea again

adultfora · 03-15-2006, 06:19 PM

LOL are you Indian?

sherie · 03-15-2006, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Interestingly, Canada, with all of it's strict gun control laws, now has 50% MORE crime than the US.

Good luck with that "People shouldn't carry guns" crap.

There are now 32 states that are "right to carry" and in EVERY single case, crime DROPPED significantly after the concealed carry laws passed.

Curious as to where you got that figure and is it violent crime? Crimes commited with guns...nope...Maybe all the drug addicts out west pump up that number via car thefts and shit, but there is no way that Canada has 50%more violent crime than that of the USA or crimes involving guns.

scardog · 03-15-2006, 06:54 PM

Dude, if you are joking, perhaps you should make it funnier so people that love their right to own a gun, don't get offended. If you are pro-gun, and were trying to be funny, then okay. I didn't see it in your first post. Your second one was saying you owned a gun because someone handed it down.

So you are really in favor of owning handguns, and I just misunderstood your humor?

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scardog Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 886	two things. Metaman must love huge cock, otherwise the size of another man's cock would be of no concern to him. It's okay if you prefer to suck a big cock, you like what you like. Some people like to own guns to protect their home and safety. Also, metaman's home is probably a good candidate for home invasion, since the criminals don't have to worry about getting shot there. Hopefully if his home were invaded the police would get there in time to draw an outline with chalk around him, and put police tape on his front door. ;) Last edited by scardog; 03-15-2006 at 06:47 AM..

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03-15-2006, 06:54 PM	#91
scardog Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 886	Dude, if you are joking, perhaps you should make it funnier so people that love their right to own a gun, don't get offended. If you are pro-gun, and were trying to be funny, then okay. I didn't see it in your first post. Your second one was saying you owned a gun because someone handed it down. So you are really in favor of owning handguns, and I just misunderstood your humor?