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Originally Posted by Phoenix
wtf..lol
i secretly want a hand gun just to keep in my bedroom....does that mean my dick is going to be smaller if i get one?
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yes it does, as soon as you get that gun your penile area will shrink 10 fold.
why do you need a gun under your pillow? do you owe someone money? do you load it up and masterbate looking at yourself in the mirror while holding the gun.
obviously, because as previously proven in this thread everyone who owns a gun is gay (accept me i am an expception, my groinile area is huge)