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Originally Posted by MetaMan
why the hell do you own a gun? do you sell crack? do you have to roll around town and pick up money from crackheads?
although some of you fat asses may answer yes to that, other then that WHY OWN A GUN?
does it make up for your small penis when you walk out into the woods and shoot a Buc, walk up to it and stare at its giant deer penis and try to pretend you're not gay?
well you're gay if you own a gun!
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I own a gun because I can. I also own a gun purely for home protection. No I do not have a vault full of them, and no I do not have hand guns.
Nope I do not sell crack.
Yes I have to roll around town, and the house and everywhere else I go. It is a wheelchair thing. Though I do not have to pick up money from crackheads.
Hmm I am also not a fat ass, actually I am under weight.
Why own a gun?
Police response times are shamefully slow.
Non criminals having firearms statistically lower crime rates.
It is a right I have to do so.
I really dislike skunks and opossums and therefore must shoot them.
I am an easy target being in a wheelchair and it is a good form of protection since I really can not fight well or just run away.
It pisses off Canadians and Europeans who just do not understand.
You have seen how well our Government handles natural disasters, so lets just call it an insurance policy.
My penis is average, and again I can not walk so no it does not help me in the woods when shooting a buc. I would like to find out how a firearm leads to homosexuality though, that is a new one. Does a lack of a firearm lead to mental retardation, cause well read your own post.