Originally Posted by MetaMan

hypocrite!? hypocrite!? i am just going to keep typing hypocrite!? hypocrite!?

ahhh i am a collector of various anal beads and latex underwear, me and Phoenix pose infront of mirrors naked together, banishing our guns,

he always looks at my penis and says in a british accent "hello Mr. Bond" then we laugh, and drink wine all night, naked, with our guns, SAFE.