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Old 12-22-2005, 04:40 PM   #101
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Everyone knows that spinach is loaded in iron and makes you stronger - Just look what it has done for Popeye's career. Well, Popeye was wrong. So were all of those parents that stuffed it down their kids' throats. In reality, spinach has no more iron in it than any other vegetable. This spinach misconception dates back to the 1950's when a food analyst made an error while calculating the iron in spinach. His decimal place was off by one place, suggesting that spinach had ten times as much iron content than it really did.
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According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.
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Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

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Old 12-22-2005, 04:42 PM   #110
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Abe Lincoln's Mother Died When The Family Dairy Cow Ate Poisonous Mushrooms And She Drank The Milk
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A baboon called Jackie became a private in the South African army in World War I.
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Abdul Kassem Ismael, Grand Vizier of Persiain the tenth century, carried his library with him wherever he went.The 117,000 volumes were carried by 400 camels trained to walk inalphabetical order.
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Only 1/3 of the people that can twitch their ears can twitch only one at a time.

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According To A Recent Scientific Study, Hard Rock Music Makes Termites Chew Through Wood At Twice The Speed.
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Old 12-22-2005, 04:44 PM   #123
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Looks like this one took off fast.. Dayam
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YOU CAN TELL A TURTLE'S SEX BY IT'S SOUND. MALES GRUNT, FEMALES HISS

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It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
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Old 12-22-2005, 04:44 PM   #126
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The Sambia tribe of Papua New Guinea believe it is important for young boys to ingest semen to develop into healthy, strong, masculine men. Therefore, it is common practice among them for young boys to fellate men.

Disturbing but actually true.

And speaking of the Sambia, both among them and among the people of Salinas, Dominican Republic, it is somewhat common for children to be born girls, and only during puberty to start developing boys (something called in Salinas, where it happens with about 1 in 90 girls, Guevedoche, or "balls at twelve").
If a developing XY fetus lacks an enzyme known as 5-alpha-reductase, it will not develop male organs despite having male DNA. However, in puberty as production of sex hormones increase, the higher amounts of testosterone (which both male and females make) causes the body to start following the XY outline.
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The 1997 Jack Nicholson film - "As Good As It Gets", is known in China as "Mr. Cat Poop".
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ALL POLAR BEARS ARE LEFT-HANDED.

WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water.
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POLAR BEARS ARE THE ONLY MAMMALS WITH HAIR ON THE SOLES OF THEIR FEET. doesnt say a thing about palms tho lol
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The proceedings in the British Parliament are meant to be in private, even though they are now televised. So, if the MPs want to have a secret session, one of them points to the gallery from which the public watch, and calls "I spy strangers!", whereupon the House votes "that the strangers do withdraw."
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Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes. In the U.S., reported sightings are most likely to occur in July, at 9 p.m. or 3 a.m.
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There is a giant mushroom in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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The football huddle originated at Gallaudet University -- the world's only accredited four-year liberal arts college for the deaf -- in the 19th century when the football team found that opposing teams were reading their signed messages and intercepting plays
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