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Everyone knows that spinach is loaded in iron and makes you stronger - Just look what it has done for Popeye's career. Well, Popeye was wrong. So were all of those parents that stuffed it down their kids' throats. In reality, spinach has no more iron in it than any other vegetable. This spinach misconception dates back to the 1950's when a food analyst made an error while calculating the iron in spinach. His decimal place was off by one place, suggesting that spinach had ten times as much iron content than it really did.
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According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.
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It is illegal to marry the spouse of a grandparent in Maine, Maryland, South Carolina, and Washington, DC.
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Whoopi Goldberg?s real name is Caryn Elaine Johnson.
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A Starfish Can Turn Its Stomach Inside Out
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Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
We've lost many good people due to Nutmeg... spread the word!
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More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
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A Strand From The Web Of A Golden Spider Is As Strong As Steel Wire Of The Same Length.
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On March 29, 1848, Niagara Falls stopped flowing for 30 hours becauseof an ice jam blocking the Niagara River.
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It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up.
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A Typical Double-bed Mattress Contains As Many As 2 Million House Dust Mites (demodex Folliculorom)
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Phobophobia is a fear of fearing.
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A Rat Can Last Longer Without Water Than A Camel
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The octopus' testicles are located in its head.
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A Woodchuck Only Breathes 10 Times During Hibernation.
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Abe Lincoln's Mother Died When The Family Dairy Cow Ate Poisonous Mushrooms And She Drank The Milk
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A baboon called Jackie became a private in the South African army in World War I.
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Abdul Kassem Ismael, Grand Vizier of Persiain the tenth century, carried his library with him wherever he went.The 117,000 volumes were carried by 400 camels trained to walk inalphabetical order.
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Only 1/3 of the people that can twitch their ears can twitch only one at a time.
I, on the other hand, am a part of the 0.0001% that can twitch both my penises at the same time.
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According To A Recent Scientific Study, Hard Rock Music Makes Termites Chew Through Wood At Twice The Speed.
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A rodent's teeth never stop growing.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Looks like this one took off fast.. Dayam
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YOU CAN TELL A TURTLE'S SEX BY IT'S SOUND. MALES GRUNT, FEMALES HISS
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It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
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The Sambia tribe of Papua New Guinea believe it is important for young boys to ingest semen to develop into healthy, strong, masculine men. Therefore, it is common practice among them for young boys to fellate men.
Disturbing but actually true. And speaking of the Sambia, both among them and among the people of Salinas, Dominican Republic, it is somewhat common for children to be born girls, and only during puberty to start developing boys (something called in Salinas, where it happens with about 1 in 90 girls, Guevedoche, or "balls at twelve"). If a developing XY fetus lacks an enzyme known as 5-alpha-reductase, it will not develop male organs despite having male DNA. However, in puberty as production of sex hormones increase, the higher amounts of testosterone (which both male and females make) causes the body to start following the XY outline.
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The 1997 Jack Nicholson film - "As Good As It Gets", is known in China as "Mr. Cat Poop".
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The odds of being killed by falling out of bed are one in two million.
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ALL POLAR BEARS ARE LEFT-HANDED.
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In the theme song from "The Flintstones", the lineafter "Let's ride with the family down the street" is "Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet."
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A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water.
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POLAR BEARS ARE THE ONLY MAMMALS WITH HAIR ON THE SOLES OF THEIR FEET. doesnt say a thing about palms tho lol
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an ant will always fall to its left when drunk
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Earth Worms Are Hermaphrodites
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Flamingos pee on their legs to cool themselves off.
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The proceedings in the British Parliament are meant to be in private, even though they are now televised. So, if the MPs want to have a secret session, one of them points to the gallery from which the public watch, and calls "I spy strangers!", whereupon the House votes "that the strangers do withdraw."
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A Goldfish Kept In Dark Rooms Will Turn White
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Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes. In the U.S., reported sightings are most likely to occur in July, at 9 p.m. or 3 a.m.
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If A Frog's Mouth Is Open For Too Long It Will Suffocate.
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There is a giant mushroom in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!
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Sharks Are Immune To Cancer.
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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The original game of "Monopoly" was circular.
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After Eating, A House Fly Regurgitates Its Food And Eats It Again.
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The football huddle originated at Gallaudet University -- the world's only accredited four-year liberal arts college for the deaf -- in the 19th century when the football team found that opposing teams were reading their signed messages and intercepting plays
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An Elephant Can Smell Water 3 Miles Away
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Two-thirds of men wear briefs, 22 percent wear boxers, and six percent don't wear underwear (I assume 6% did not answer).
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Yogurt intake among North Americans has quadrupled in the past 20 years.
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An Ostrich's Eye Is Bigger Than It's Brain.
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Anteaters Prefer Termites To Ants.
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