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Lake Baikal in the south central part of Siberia is 5,712 feet (1.7 kilometers) deep. It's about 20 million years old and contains 20 percent of Earth's fresh liquid water.
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Theodore Roosevelt was the only U.S. president to deliver an inaugural address without using the word "I". Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Dwight D. Eisenhower tied for second place, using "I" only once in their inaugural addresses.
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The Underside Of A Horse's Hoof Is Called A Frog.
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The last time American Green cards were actually green was 1964.
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The Only City Whose Name Can Be Spelled Completely With Vowels Is Aiea, Hawaii, Usa
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There are over 15,000 miles of lighted neon tubing in the many signs on the Strip and downtown Las Vegas
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The word typewriter can be typed using only the top row of keys.
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Roosters Can't Crow If They Can't Fully Extend Their Necks
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# The Paomnnehal Pweor Of The Hmuan Mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch as Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. # The original game of "Monopoly" was circular. # It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World. # One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year. # Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year. # The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language. # The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. # TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard. # Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. # A snail can sleep for 3 years. # Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. # The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. # More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. # Women blink nearly twice as much as men. # The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start. # Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump." # According to tests made at the Institute for the Study of Animal Problems in Washington, D.C., dogs and cats, like people, are either right-handed or left-handed --- that is, they favor either their right or left paws. # A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can. # Blue whales weigh as much as 30 elephants and are as long as 3 Greyhound buses. # Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile; so if you ever find yourself chased by one, run in a zigzag line. You'll lose him or her every time. # Birds do not sleep in their nests. They may occasionally nap in them, but they actually sleep in other places. # Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale. # Butterflies taste with their hind feet. # Only female mosquitoes bite. # Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color. # If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. # Every night, wasps bite into the stem of a plant, lock their mandibles (jaws) into position, stretch out at right angles to the stem, and, with legs dangling, fall asleep. # Ants stretch when they wake up. They also appear to yawn in a very human manner before taking up the tasks of the day. # Bees have 5 eyes. There are 3 small eyes on the top of a bee's head and 2 larger ones in front. # The outdoor temperature can be estimated to within several degrees by timing the chirps of a cricket. It is done this way: count the number of chirps in a 15-second period, and add 37 to the total. The result will be very close to the actual Fahrenheit temperature. This formula, however, only works in warm weather. (Try it!) # In the United States, a pound of potato chips cost two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes. # Caesar salad has nothing to do with any of the Caesar. It was first concocted in a bar in Tijuana, Mexico, in the 1920's. # A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top. # Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. # You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. # The two longest one-syllable words in the English language is "screeched. & strengths." # Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. # Barbie's full first name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. # All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20. # A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened # "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". # The word 'byte' is a contraction of 'by eight.' # The word 'pixel' is a contraction of either 'picture cell' or 'picture element'. # Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category. # Cat's urine glows under a black light. # The average ear of corn has eight hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows.
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Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
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When John Wilkes Booth leaped onto the stage after shooting the President, he tripped?on the American flag.
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The Basenji, an African dog, is the only dog that does not bark.
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All Snakes On The Island Of Tasmania Are Poisonous
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85% of women wear the wrong bra size.
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The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.
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Source of the name "Indiana Jones": it was the name of producer George Lucas' pet Malamute.
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An American surgeon has patented an "orgasm machine" for women, that makes them climax by directly manipulating the nerves through the spinal cord. It can literally cause orgasm at the touch of a button.
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The 772-778 Digits Of Pi Are 9999998
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The Fingerprints Of Koala Bears Are Almost In Indistinguishable From Those Of Humans , So Much That They Could Be Confused At A Crime Scene
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Dueling is legal in Paraguay so long as both parties are registered blood donors.
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A baby octopus is about the size of a flea at birth.
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Since the United Nations was founded in 1945, there have been 140 wars.
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A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
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I have an 11 inch penis.
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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When a giraffe's baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt.
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On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
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January Is National Soup Month
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If You Need To Remember Pi, Just Count The Letters In Each Word Of The Sentence: "may I Have A Large Container Of Coffee?" If You Get The Coffee And Are Polite Say "thank You", Get Two More Decimal Places. [3.141592653...].
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January 23 Is National Pie Day (the One You Eat)
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Boys have penises, girls have vaginas
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A chance of a woman having twins is increased after the age of 35. About 1 in 27 women will give birth to twins after this age. After 50 the chances of having twins is 1 in 9.
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In the United States, a pound of potato chips cost two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes.
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February 9-15 Is National Kraut And Frankfurter Week
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The dot over the letter "i" is called a Tittle.
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A person infected with the SARS virus, has a 95-98% chance of recovery
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There Are 2,598,960 Five Card Hands Possible In A 52 Card Deck
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Caesar salad has nothing to do with any of the Caesar. It was first concocted in a bar in Tijuana, Mexico, in the 1920's.
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The U.S. Army accidentally ordered an 82 year supply of freeze-dried tuna salad mix for troops in Europe.
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There Are 1,929,770,126,028,800 Possible Colour Combinations On A Rubik's Cube
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The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
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The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
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There Is Enough Brick In The Great Pyramid Of Gizeh To Build A Wall 10 Feet High And 1 Foot Thick Around The Entire Border Of France.
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
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44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.
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The 'King Ranch' in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island.
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All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
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Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
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Queen Anne had a transvestite cousin, Lord Cornbury, whom she assigned to be governor of New York and New Jersey. The colonists were not amused.
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